Damn. So many good ones today. #5 made me giggle. SO true, and a great commentary on the number of fat chicks who go lesbo. For good reasons which have nothing to do how they can't attract a man no matter how much they lowered the price.
But #11! I've always wondered how all those chicks with piercings in awkward places plan on breastfeeding. A combination of stupidity, no foresight, and a sheer lack of self awareness.
#1 gets the "so obviously true that it's exhibit #1 for proof of liberals sheer lack of self awareness" and #2 gets the "really, you idiots actually do this shit? And claim to have ANY self-consistency AT ALL to your position? How stupid do you think people are?" prize.
Cue rant about government funding of school ALWAYS resulting in poorly educated voters.
Toss up between #14 and #15, but all are winners!
ReplyDelete#20-Pretty much nailed it
ReplyDeleteI say 20 for the win
ReplyDelete#9: 'a broad'.
ReplyDeleteIs #12 a statement about the Biden food shortages in the supermarket?
ReplyDeleteNope, just the good old mistake of going grocery shopping when you're hungry so you end up buying alllll of the things :)
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Delete#14 Years? More like days or even hours.
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Damn. So many good ones today. #5 made me giggle. SO true, and a great commentary on the number of fat chicks who go lesbo. For good reasons which have nothing to do how they can't attract a man no matter how much they lowered the price.
ReplyDeleteBut #11! I've always wondered how all those chicks with piercings in awkward places plan on breastfeeding. A combination of stupidity, no foresight, and a sheer lack of self awareness.
#1 gets the "so obviously true that it's exhibit #1 for proof of liberals sheer lack of self awareness" and #2 gets the "really, you idiots actually do this shit? And claim to have ANY self-consistency AT ALL to your position? How stupid do you think people are?" prize.
Cue rant about government funding of school ALWAYS resulting in poorly educated voters.
#5 Wasn't it Rush who said that feminism was invented so ugly women could participate in society too?
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