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Sunday, April 17, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

So, I caught another 30 day suspension Thursday night, the first one since September or October, which really surprises me because y'all have seen the rank shit I've been posting.
No big deal as far as this daily feature goes because I've got a ton of memes to post. The only difference will be no more current political posts until they let me back on.

Oh yeah, the post that got me suspended? It was this one, believe it or not.


Anyways, back to your normal scheduled programming.



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15 comments:

  1. I feel your pain. Just got my latest 90-day sentence 9n FB Stasi jail/

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  2. You guys aren't trying hard enough. I got permanently banned over a year ago because of my Pro-Trump and anti-vax posts.

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    1. So did I. I opened another account so I could keep pissing them off and y'all in memes.

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    2. You guys are my heroes.

      Me, I want nothing to do with "social" media.

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    1. Alec Baldwin: Guilty as hell, free as a bird.

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    2. Alec Baldwin and Hillary as cell mates, now that would be reality TV worth watching!

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  4. I'd appeal that FB ruling. #1 is mild. I'd ask that they review your other memes for comparison.

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  5. Wirecutter,
    I'm thinking that the one person appointed to monitor your FB account must have been on a 3 month maternity leave. It is the only thing that can explain you skating by for so long without a spanking for your posts.
    For some reason the never have given me a timeout in the corner. They just scold me like a bad aunt, and tell me that they won't let me post what I have tried to post. I do have to admit that the things that I have tried to post don't have the same zing as yours, but they do have the same anti Democrat delight.
    In fact, one New Year's Eve, I had my cousin's son threatening to come up to my home, from Kalamazoo, about a 2 hour drive, and attempt to beat my ass. I offered him a cold drink after he was able to stand, but my cousin stepped in and apologized for his drunken bravado, before the fun could begin. Young people don't understand that once you hit 50, you don't heal as quickly, and so rather than allow a fight to last long, you are forced to break your opponents knees or such, to stop it asap. I never have hurt anyone like that on purpose, but I have done so by accident, so I know that I could make it happen if needed.
    Of course, I was counting on him being drunk, as part of my strategy.

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  6. Another batch of good ones. Thanks.
    I made the mistake of posting a few on a message board where I work. BIG mistake.

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  7. AleX Baldwin is truly a piece of shit, but I do not believe he intended to kill that girl. Accidents happen.

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  8. Probably a good thing you got spanked before posting the Cematary Pussy one, that'd have set your account on fire. :V

    (Stealing it to throw on my Tumblr shitpostapalooza, myself.)

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  9. If you see it here, that means I've already posted it on Facebook, hence the caption "The shit I post on Facebook".

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