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Friday, May 13, 2022

And it smells natural too!

A trans woman had a vagina constructed using the skin of a tilapia fish after her genitals began to shrink and close up following botched surgery. 

According to surgeons, Maju, 35, has the chance of a “proper sex life” and a boost of confidence thanks to the sea creature’s skin.
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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 5:14 PM

    Are you sure that wasn’t
    a stink fish ?

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  2. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 5:20 PM

    "She is walking around with ease, has no pain and is urinating normally. In a couple months we believe she will be able to have sexual intercourse.” Intercourse with what...it must be a new seahorse variant?

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    1. MN SteelMay 13, 2022 at 5:52 PM

      Probably a manatee.

      It'll be called "The Sea-Donkey Show"...

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  3. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 5:44 PM

    Will he/she hit top water bait or worms? Asking for a friend...

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  4. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 5:45 PM

    Another one for the "you couldn't make it up" files.

    Phil B

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  5. BildoMay 13, 2022 at 5:46 PM

    Probably just lies there like a dead fish.

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  6. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 5:49 PM

    jeezly h flippin kripes, we are sooo screwed

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  7. BildoMay 13, 2022 at 6:05 PM

    Probably just lies there like a dead fish.

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  8. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 6:25 PM

    So..... smells like tilapia instead of tuna?

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  9. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 6:28 PM

    We need a culling.....

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  10. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 6:53 PM

    Hey, it's trimethylamine either way. [rocketride]

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  11. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 6:58 PM

    Rip you a new asshole...
    Used to mean something else.
    So full of, I am gonna...

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  12. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 7:04 PM

    "The second device made from silicone and described as a very “big tampon” is designed to remain inside the vagina for up to six months to prevent the walls from closing."

    "I don't care what you smell, Chewie, get in there!"

    [rocketride]

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  13. MAJMikeMay 13, 2022 at 7:08 PM

    We are truly living in Heinlein's Crazy Years.

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  14. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 7:39 PM

    Does it smell like Gwynyth Paltrow's candles?

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  15. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 8:18 PM

    I didn't realize it was possible to be so nauseated and laugh so hard at the same time. I guess in either case, your sides end up hurting.

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  16. Deplorable BorgMay 13, 2022 at 9:14 PM

    Man, some alien is circling around the planet saying "this species be dead soon".

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  17. AnonymousMay 13, 2022 at 11:39 PM

    Please stop reading the NYP for CS! I never needed to read this and now I will never forget. WTF

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  18. AnonymousMay 14, 2022 at 3:47 AM

    The dialog between patient and doctor has to be...unusual.

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  19. Handy HandsomeMay 14, 2022 at 4:31 PM

    The BIG questioin is "Will that keep till Friday?".

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  20. susanMay 15, 2022 at 6:25 PM

    The Flaming Meteor of Death cannot hit this stinking, fetid, perverted hole of a planet fast enough!!!!!!!

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