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Thursday, May 12, 2022

Bono Showed up in Kyiv, Ukraine Along with Justin From Canada

It’s the new cool thing. It’s the latest rage on Insta. All the most virtuous people are doing it. Don’t miss out on your opportunity to support the movement. Travel to Kyiv, Ukraine, snap a few selfies… Social media archives will record history. According to pop culture, the Facebook, Insta, Twitter and YouTube social media campaign to save Kyiv, is bigger than the Berlin wall falling. The CIA, DoS, DHS and Nina Jankowicz have declared it true.

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  1. Just don't forget to put your 'save the planet, fly less' sticker on your private airplane.

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  2. Boner and justine are fags.

    Chutes Magoo

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    1. You forgot the whiny, preachy, crybaby part. Other than that, spot on!

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  3. I guess John Kerry and James Taylor were busy.

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  4. With all the high profile tourism, you'd think they wouldn't need that extra 40 billion.
    -LG

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    1. If Russia controls the airspace, how did all of these twats get in and out?

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  5. Maybe they should hold a KyivAid concert so we don't have to send billions and billions of our money.

    Oh wait...that might put a wrench in the money-laundering. Silly me.

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  6. Poor Ukraine. Now it's suffering hit and run raids by has-beens of all stripes eager to show how caring they are . . . . caring about self-promotion, of course.

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  7. Where's a Ruski cruise missile when you need one?

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  8. LOL... I believe the headlines about Ukraine about as must ad I believe in the Tooth Fairy.

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  9. Ukraine doesn’t have enough problems?

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  10. Is this the same Bono that supported the IRA back in the 70's and 80's when they were blowing people up? If so, eff him.

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  11. Where's Hanoi Jane when you need her?

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