VANCOUVER, Wash. - An Arby’s manager in Vancouver, Washington, admitted to police that he urinated twice in the restaurant's milkshake mix, and now police want to get in touch with customers.
This act make Arby's the national sponsor and caterer for all Planned Parenthood activities. Rumor has it, they are also in a bidding war for all Antifa and BLM events. They haz da meats!
People like this are why I normally stay away from the giant chain restaurants. They seem to enjoy making their people miserable for sport. Local Mom and Pop shops usually have better food and much happier people any way.
Big restaurant chains have no incentive to make you want to come back. They figure there's plenty more where you came from.
On the other hand, single-owner restaurants typically try harder to get you to come back because that single restaurant is all they have, and every customer is important to them.
This story reminds me of my wife. No she doesn't piss in my food, at least not that I know of. But she will taste something, and say, " this tastes like shit! Here, take a bite." Like I want to taste something that she thinks tastes like shit. Um, no thanks.
Peed in the milkshake mix? I wonder if he Pooped in the chocolate cake mix.
ReplyDeleteFelony in most states.....
ReplyDeleteOh man, that won't be good for business.
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A good punishment for him would be to have complete strangers to piss in his mouth for a month or longer.
ReplyDeleteThis act make Arby's the national sponsor and caterer for all Planned Parenthood activities. Rumor has it, they are also in a bidding war for all Antifa and BLM events. They haz da meats!
ReplyDeletePeople like this are why I normally stay away from the giant chain restaurants. They seem to enjoy making their people miserable for sport. Local Mom and Pop shops usually have better food and much happier people any way.
ReplyDeleteThis milkshake has a bit of a wang to it.
ReplyDeleteBig restaurant chains have no incentive to make you want to come back.
ReplyDeleteThey figure there's plenty more where you came from.
On the other hand, single-owner restaurants typically try harder to get you to come back because that single restaurant is all they have, and every customer is important to them.
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I heard that Steve Sharp is the nom de plume for Hunter Biden. Cover-up story on CNN, MSNB
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Golden shower malts to go with their shit sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteThis story reminds me of my wife. No she doesn't piss in my food, at least not that I know of. But she will taste something, and say, " this tastes like shit! Here, take a bite." Like I want to taste something that she thinks tastes like shit. Um, no thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, uuuh,...NO
DeleteHere in our small town years ago, a similar incident happened. For a little over two weeks everyone had piscuits from the local Hardees.
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