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Thursday, May 19, 2022

"Does this shit taste salty to you?"

VANCOUVER, Wash. - An Arby’s manager in Vancouver, Washington, admitted to police that he urinated twice in the restaurant's milkshake mix, and now police want to get in touch with customers.

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  1. Peed in the milkshake mix? I wonder if he Pooped in the chocolate cake mix.

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  2. Felony in most states.....

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  3. Oh man, that won't be good for business.
    Daryl

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  4. A good punishment for him would be to have complete strangers to piss in his mouth for a month or longer.

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  5. This act make Arby's the national sponsor and caterer for all Planned Parenthood activities. Rumor has it, they are also in a bidding war for all Antifa and BLM events. They haz da meats!

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  6. People like this are why I normally stay away from the giant chain restaurants. They seem to enjoy making their people miserable for sport. Local Mom and Pop shops usually have better food and much happier people any way.

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  7. This milkshake has a bit of a wang to it.

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  8. Big restaurant chains have no incentive to make you want to come back.
    They figure there's plenty more where you came from.

    On the other hand, single-owner restaurants typically try harder to get you to come back because that single restaurant is all they have, and every customer is important to them.

    Trailer For Sale...

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  9. I heard that Steve Sharp is the nom de plume for Hunter Biden. Cover-up story on CNN, MSNB
    C, CBS, ABC, NBC, and your local PBS stations at 10pm.

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  10. Golden shower malts to go with their shit sandwiches.

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  11. This story reminds me of my wife. No she doesn't piss in my food, at least not that I know of. But she will taste something, and say, " this tastes like shit! Here, take a bite." Like I want to taste something that she thinks tastes like shit. Um, no thanks.

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  12. Here in our small town years ago, a similar incident happened. For a little over two weeks everyone had piscuits from the local Hardees.

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