#3 Why are people on bicycles such assholes? I used to ride a bike a lot as an adult. I never had a bit of trouble and I'd do 20/30 rides on the shoulder of the roads on weekends. Course I didn't have a thousand dollars in fancy clothes on. Nor a couple thousand dollar bicycle. One day on Maui on a corner I came up behind a bike. I backed off until we got around the corner being nice and all. Once through the corner I pulled way around him to pass. He coughed up a big clam an spit it trying to hit my truck. Then did it again. Well fucker. I got just about past him and turned on the windshield washer. He slowed and tried speeding and couldn't get away from me. I matched his every move. Bastard. I hope I ruined his cute lil suit.
One of the many reasons I hated being forced to wear a mask was not being able to perform the simple talk of quickly blowing into a plastic bag at the grocery store in order to open it up.
#3 Why are people on bicycles such assholes? I used to ride a bike a lot as an adult. I never had a bit of trouble and I'd do 20/30 rides on the shoulder of the roads on weekends. Course I didn't have a thousand dollars in fancy clothes on. Nor a couple thousand dollar bicycle. One day on Maui on a corner I came up behind a bike. I backed off until we got around the corner being nice and all. Once through the corner I pulled way around him to pass. He coughed up a big clam an spit it trying to hit my truck. Then did it again. Well fucker. I got just about past him and turned on the windshield washer. He slowed and tried speeding and couldn't get away from me. I matched his every move. Bastard. I hope I ruined his cute lil suit.
ReplyDeleteRadio host Lars Larson refers to the ones around Seattle as the "Spandex Mafia".
DeleteSpringtime is when the annoying insects come out, such as ticks, chiggers, wasps and Spandex wrapped bicycle riders.
Delete#2 When she tells ya to take it easy since it's her first time! Bwahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI did #9 many times at the grocery store...back when the mask insanity was happening.
ReplyDeleteMy grocery, the sprayers come on regularly to automatically wet the produce. I just touch a leaf on the greens to wet my fingers.
Deletethe fingers you just pulled out of yer arse or yer nose?
DeleteOne of the many reasons I hated being forced to wear a mask was not being able to perform the simple talk of quickly blowing into a plastic bag at the grocery store in order to open it up.
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