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Sunday, May 22, 2022

Sunday gifdump

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  1. #3 Why are people on bicycles such assholes? I used to ride a bike a lot as an adult. I never had a bit of trouble and I'd do 20/30 rides on the shoulder of the roads on weekends. Course I didn't have a thousand dollars in fancy clothes on. Nor a couple thousand dollar bicycle. One day on Maui on a corner I came up behind a bike. I backed off until we got around the corner being nice and all. Once through the corner I pulled way around him to pass. He coughed up a big clam an spit it trying to hit my truck. Then did it again. Well fucker. I got just about past him and turned on the windshield washer. He slowed and tried speeding and couldn't get away from me. I matched his every move. Bastard. I hope I ruined his cute lil suit.

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    1. Radio host Lars Larson refers to the ones around Seattle as the "Spandex Mafia".

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    2. Springtime is when the annoying insects come out, such as ticks, chiggers, wasps and Spandex wrapped bicycle riders.

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  2. #2 When she tells ya to take it easy since it's her first time! Bwahahahaha!

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  3. I did #9 many times at the grocery store...back when the mask insanity was happening.

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    1. My grocery, the sprayers come on regularly to automatically wet the produce. I just touch a leaf on the greens to wet my fingers.

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    2. the fingers you just pulled out of yer arse or yer nose?

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    3. One of the many reasons I hated being forced to wear a mask was not being able to perform the simple talk of quickly blowing into a plastic bag at the grocery store in order to open it up.

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