Sent 4 to my father whom I never met until 2001. He and 7 Brothers were the largest family to be in the Marine Corps at the time. At least there’s humor…,
#19 - At least ten years ago, I started saying half in jest, the precious metals to invest in were lead bullets and steel cans. It's been less and less jest since then.
#9 is the story of my life. I'm generally clean and tidy (note I didn't say smart or fashionable) but I swear they all wait around a corner or something until I decide to slob about in my do the chores clothes (that I've rescued, from wife attempted oblivion, at leat 8 times. They're comfortable, I don't care what happens to them, and they smell right - there's more Hoppes infused in them than in I buy in a year).
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More truth to #17 then we know.....
ReplyDelete#4 Semper Fi
ReplyDeleteCan't beat numbers 1 and 4.
ReplyDeleteYou could have come with a better example than that Pope. Did Kevin Spacey ever play a member of the clergy?
ReplyDeleteI don't make 'em, I just post 'em.
DeleteYou’re just a piano player ?
DeleteLook who is in front of him, that's the joke.
DeleteI feel like I should get #1, but I don't. Something about monkey pox?
ReplyDeleteLook at the name on the bottle.
DeleteYeah, I see the Chiquita label, but I still don't get it. 'Splain please.
DeleteMonkey pox. Chiquita banana vaccine.
DeleteCan someone please explain #1 to me? I get the banana reference, but the joke escapes me...
ReplyDelete#14 for the win. but I've never seen one of those ashtrays so clean and spotless....
Monkey pox.
Delete(Old Tech) Usually full of old gum and pieces of candy wrapper.
DeleteSent 4 to my father whom I never met until 2001. He and 7 Brothers were the largest family to be in the Marine Corps at the time. At least there’s humor…,
ReplyDeleteI'm that old too
ReplyDeleteYea me too..
ReplyDelete#19 - At least ten years ago, I started saying half in jest, the precious metals to invest in were lead bullets and steel cans. It's been less and less jest since then.
ReplyDelete#9 is the story of my life. I'm generally clean and tidy (note I didn't say smart or fashionable) but I swear they all wait around a corner or something until I decide to slob about in my do the chores clothes (that I've rescued, from wife attempted oblivion, at leat 8 times. They're comfortable, I don't care what happens to them, and they smell right - there's more Hoppes infused in them than in I buy in a year).
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