#15. My housemate is a retired blind guy but never one for taking the "dole" as he could have he worked his whole life (IRS, but he gets a pass) and being on the old pension plan, lives damn well. Anyway, hes not one to suffer fools, and can take a blind joke like a pro.
Thanks for that one, I told it to him and it left him laughing for over 2 minutes.
#1 for the win. Nemo
ReplyDeleteDitto That!
Delete#3. I met a guy who'd just moved from the big city. He said, My name is John, but everyone calls me Big Daddy.
ReplyDeleteI asked, Who?, you just moved here.
The who was everyone back where he came from. That's right, he brought his superfabulous nickname with him.
Delete#19 It takes one to know one.
ReplyDelete#5- Mike Glover, you can count on him doing what he said.
ReplyDelete20 had me rolling. Happens more than I like to admit!
ReplyDeleteMe too. That's because our brains are capable of processing information much faster than what they're inputting.
Delete13, Lindsey Graham goes to a therapist?
ReplyDelete#15. My housemate is a retired blind guy but never one for taking the "dole" as he could have he worked his whole life (IRS, but he gets a pass) and being on the old pension plan, lives damn well. Anyway, hes not one to suffer fools, and can take a blind joke like a pro.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that one, I told it to him and it left him laughing for over 2 minutes.