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Fuck Joe Biden!
#11. And down south we really don't care about what you damn yankees have to say about anything. It's usually wrong anyway.
157 years later and you're still mad cause you lost.
We know better than to store soda in our cars/the garage.
Anon: we lost the first round.--Tennessee Budd
Anonymous, that was just the first round.
We may have lost, but it looks to me like we are getting all the refugees.
#9 - You damn well better save it. Because right after you throw it away, you'll need it bad.#17 - That would make a day at work worth it! BTW, I worked at a place 30 years ago and there was a guy who was one of the suits.. If you were pissing in the bathroom, he'd walk up and put his hand on your shoulder and start talking. He did it to everyone! No knowledge of man rules!
That's when you towards him accidentally marking your territory on his trouser legs.
Had a friend that would undo his pants and push them and his underwear below his knees like a 5 yr old just to mess with folks. Once I saw him do it in the mens room at an NBA game during halftime. Should have seen the looks.
#11 We dont call it soda either
Everything is a coke.
Me: I'm going to the store. You want anything?Them: Yeah, get me a coke.Me: Ok. What kind you want?
#11 It's Co'Cola. It might be a Classic Co'Cola or a Diet Co'Cola or a Grape Co'Cola or even a Pepsi Co'Cola, but it's Co'Cola.
We're from the same county.
#3 Must be a Marine getting ready to take an advancement test.
#14 is why I'm friends with Ken.
#2. I've been drinking that stuff for years. It's called water.Alein
This bunch had me busting up, thanks Kenny
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