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Tuesday, May 31, 2022

They actually spent money on this study.....

In 2020, psychologists from the State University of New York at Oswego looked at how heterosexual men and women perceived women with nipple erections. 

In part 1 of the study, participants were shown randomized slides with two sets of identical pictures of women – except for the fact that in some of the pictures the women had erect nipples, and some didn't. The participants were then asked to rate the photographed women on a series of 16 emotional and physiological states, including positive, negative, and sexually aroused states.

24 comments:

  1. Brought to you by the same people that constantly tell us "We need more money for education".

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  2. In the interest of science, I'll be spending my day searching the internet for "women with erect nipples" pictures and noting my feelings about them.

    The things I do for society; I should get a medal or something.

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  3. Today's No Shit Sherlock story

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  4. like the comments in the story, what no pictures???

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  5. Bunch of science nerds put together a grant application to study nipples. They must think they've gone to heaven. On the other side--that's our taxpayer money.

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  6. I'm disappointed. I clicked on the link expecting to see pics of women's breasts with erect nipples. Nada.

    Nemo

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    1. I will send you a pic of my nipples if it would make you feel better
      Daryl

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    2. https://search.brave.com/images?origin=search&q=cow%20udders

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  7. ". . .the levels of nipple erectness were scored by independent raters." We're just supposed to take their word for it that they scored nipple erectness correctly? We have to examine the original images to be sure. Because science.

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  8. Maybe if these psychologists would study what causes young males to shoot up schools, they would actually have a purpose in life.

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  9. Two shrinks were talking, one said " I'm seeing a lot of really perverted people these days, the answers I get to my intake questions are just perverted."
    The other said, " what are some of your intake questions?"
    The first shrink said, "what has graceful curves but is sometimes wild and erratic?"
    "The Kansas City Royals Pitching staff."
    "Right. What do you imagine when someone whispers quietly into your ear?"
    " A James Bond movie."
    "Right again. What do you imagine, arms encircling your waist and slipping down your thighs?"
    "A football tackle."
    "Bingo! You should hear the responses people are giving these days."

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  10. I know what causes "erect nipples" on babes.

    1: Exposure to Ice cold temperatures

    2: Horniness.

    How about a study on why babes stick mini barbeque skewers through their chest raisins.

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  11. once again girls & boys, if'n it don't make sense there's a buck in it.

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  12. The only study I need is to personally experience an erect nipple is if I am doing it correctly, or it's cold in here...

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  13. ever stop and think this may be the only way said nerds can see tits and nipples ?
    wonder how much they paid the girls in the study ?

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  14. Why was I not included in this study? I pay my taxes. I have good eyesight. I have experience motorboating.

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  15. "Pokies always make my day a little brighter." - heterosexual male (That'll be $100,000)

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  16. This study needs peer review.

    I did some work on a women's home. Though she was well into her 40s, she was still pursuing her PhD in psychology. She had been continuously enrolled as a student since high school. Outside of academia, she had never held a job. She had never been an intern or teacher's aid or associate professor. She owned her own home, drove a late model Audi, took vacations to foreign countries. She had thousands of dollars in high end computers and laser printers.

    Her one and only source of income was continually writing research grants. She was very open about this. How I learned about this was when I noticed no books in her home. She laughed and said everything is on discs. Then she showed me her computer room. Comfortable but stark.

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  17. Hahahaa, I went to college in Oswego, class of 96!
    Completed 4 Bridge Street runs, man, what a town.

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  18. Okay, now do camel toes.

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  19. I wonder how much they spent on this study and where the funds came from. I could've told them the same shit for 50 grand!

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  20. What started as a prank actually got funded.

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  21. Ah...the march of Science...

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