Where bad choices make good stories
my lil' ol' dawg hit the glass door going full speed . . . . she stops now & waits for me to show her its ok.
Have you considered stickers at around her eye-height? [rocketride]
We call that "Chad-ing" it. Because one year at our SuperBowl party Chad (my drunk buddy) walked right into the door.Now I put some blue painters tape up in the shape of an "X" at eye level before he (and many other friends) come over.
#10 And after president Le Petomane bans fossil fuels, how is this work supposed to be done?
Induction heating and a high density gas jet. Of course it will be more expensive and require more energy and the waste byproducts will be even more toxic. But hey, fucking climate change for the win...
You will sit in the darkness, and be grateful, peasant!That's the plan...
What did Socialists use for light before candles? Electric light bulbs.
I don't get out often, so with my limited exposure, I call this a winner.QHM
#1 what is that, please
Soap bubble full of smoke. Glycerin will be your friend here, to increase the surface tension in the soap solution, and a plasma-type lighter. Just borrow one from your meth-smoking friend.
What's constraining the flammables to form a column in the center (the top of which gets ignited)? [rocketride]
#3 is one of those nasty Chinese stink bugs...
I must be a dumbass hillbilly. It looks just like a plain ol' American stinkbug to me, like I grew up with.--Tennessee Budd
And we're overrun with them this year out my way.
I use a bug assault gun on any I find on my patio. We've had them since I was a kid. Now the sumbitch either dies after 3-5 hits of salt or decides to un-ass it.
we fought them all winter and spring inside our house. they can squeeze through tiny,tiny cracks and hide everywhere.
#6. Who filmed me getting my teeth cleaned?
#6, Kim Kardashian's Gynocologist
O.K., now I can't stop seeing that.
What the heck is going on in #1? [rocketride]
5) Replace the fence with a telephone pole and that looks very familiar...
Don't know what #1 is, but it looks cool. Would've been great to know that trick in college to lure the chicks back to my place for some science!Jackdaddy63
#3 - Wheeeeee!
#8 truth - pants are too heavy to hang and cause a lot of wind resistance, but shirts, especially T-shirt can be dried pretty quickly being spun like that. Works with 'box fans' too.
I've used hotel A/C blowers after washing them in the sink.
#5 Been that f-ed up before.#8 Cause redneck chicks roll like that.#9 Used to have a dog that dumb.
Is the guy in #6 what we mean by "indentured servant?"(That hippo looks awfully self-satisfied.)
#7 Let's see ya do that with a 1000 lb Harley Davidson.
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