Son and I went to our local indoor range. Couple walks to the line, she's wearing a low cut all cleavage top. Looked good right up until the hot brass made a perfect landing down her top. I thought about that soccer announcer GOOOAL!
#1, good firearm discipline. He laid the weapon down before he got into the dance. #3, My dad worked at Detroit's Olympia stadium in the 50's, home of both the Pistons and the Red Wings. The basket ball court was laid over the ice. Side note, long after my dad passed away, my mom saw something about Red Wing legend Gordy Howe on tv and commented "He was such a nice man". I asked her how she knew, she responded "he used to skate around with you on his shoulders". I have no recollection of that and would have liked to ask my dad about that.
"Detroit's Olympia stadium in the 50's, home of both the Pistons and the Red Wings. The basket ball court was laid over the ice. "
Man, I had to look that one up. I forgot that if I ever knew. I was born in '58 and they played there from '57-'61.
And yeah, Gordie was beyond gracious. when my son was a young player we went to the Joe when Gordie had a book out and was doing signings. There was a line of course but he really took time to talk to my son and ask him about his team. I was all choked up because my kid was talking to Gordie Howe and will always remember it myself. We also had family friends who were a hockey family with two young boys that ran into Gordie at the airport and said the same. Great ambassador for the game, soon to have the new bridge named after him. Also one tough, skillful MF on the ice when hockey was even a tougher game than it is now.
#1 I was a kid in a boat with a couple adults. One touched of a British 303 I believe it was at a rock. The shell went right down his back. It was a tiny boat with a 3 horse, cold so he was dressed warm and couldn't jump our he's a swamped us. He did some mighty fancy moves for a spell.
#5, that's what I did in the corp of engineers. Fort Riley, Kansas. We were the quarry rats. A few miles east of us was another quarry but they used hand tools, Fort Leavenworth.
5 is extremely satisfying to watch. Farming, fishing, & resource management, the only things that really bring wealth to the world. Is 6 the start of a porno flick? Jerry
Love hot brass. That fella did well, despite his haircut. Maintained proper muzzle control. I was a the range a few years ago, a friend's (extremely hot) wife was shooting an AR platform for the first time. I had a stupid grin on my face, for a number of reasons. The first three cases ejected around my head, but I was not paying attention. The fourth dinged right off my front tooth! Hurt like and SOB, and I had the "coffee burnt tongue" feeling the rest of the day. I wiped the dumb ass grin off my face, and moved further back. Just in time to see a case off her husband's 9 mil drop right into her shirt. Dumb ass grin came back. -Just a Chemist
Beware the boomerang firework rocket.
ReplyDeleteAh yesssssss ... the hot brass boogie.
ReplyDeleteGive him credit, muzzle stayed down range and he tabled the weapon!
DeleteSon and I went to our local indoor range. Couple walks to the line, she's wearing a low cut all cleavage top. Looked good right up until the hot brass made a perfect landing down her top. I thought about that soccer announcer GOOOAL!
DeleteWonder if that was just a freak accident.
Delete#6 My kinda girls.
ReplyDeleteOhio Guy
But lost whatever she was baking
DeleteI had a case from a M1 go down my shirt once. It stuck to my shoulder and had to be peeled off. It took a long time to heal.
ReplyDelete#1, good firearm discipline. He laid the weapon down before he got into the dance.
ReplyDelete#3, My dad worked at Detroit's Olympia stadium in the 50's, home of both the Pistons and the Red Wings. The basket ball court was laid over the ice.
Side note, long after my dad passed away, my mom saw something about Red Wing legend Gordy Howe on tv and commented "He was such a nice man". I asked her how she knew, she responded "he used to skate around with you on his shoulders". I have no recollection of that and would have liked to ask my dad about that.
"Detroit's Olympia stadium in the 50's, home of both the Pistons and the Red Wings. The basket ball court was laid over the ice. "
DeleteMan, I had to look that one up. I forgot that if I ever knew. I was born in '58 and they played there from '57-'61.
And yeah, Gordie was beyond gracious. when my son was a young player we went to the Joe when Gordie had a book out and was doing signings. There was a line of course but he really took time to talk to my son and ask him about his team. I was all choked up because my kid was talking to Gordie Howe and will always remember it myself. We also had family friends who were a hockey family with two young boys that ran into Gordie at the airport and said the same. Great ambassador for the game, soon to have the new bridge named after him. Also one tough, skillful MF on the ice when hockey was even a tougher game than it is now.
What kind of cat is that in #4? It looks like a small Cougar.
ReplyDeleteIf it was in my house it would be a dead cat.
DeleteYeah, I didn't look real close, but if that was my house, whatever it is would have been with Jesus before he got done tugging on that blanket.
DeleteHey anonymous, you must be scared of a little pussy. Says a lot about you. Freaking scumbag, leave your name when talking smack.
DeleteMadMarlin
Thanks, MM. I concur.
Delete#7 I'm a weight lifter myself and that move looks like a back injury getting ready to happen.
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought too. Definitely the Dumb Ass Squat.
DeleteNumber 5 makes me think of Amber on JD"s bed.
ReplyDelete@luisITookAShitOnYourBed
#1 I was a kid in a boat with a couple adults. One touched of a British 303 I believe it was at a rock. The shell went right down his back. It was a tiny boat with a 3 horse, cold so he was dressed warm and couldn't jump our he's a swamped us. He did some mighty fancy moves for a spell.
ReplyDelete#5, that's what I did in the corp of engineers. Fort Riley, Kansas. We were the quarry rats. A few miles east of us was another quarry but they used hand tools, Fort Leavenworth.
ReplyDeletePronounced: "Corpse". Signed; Kidsniffer Joe
Delete5 is extremely satisfying to watch. Farming, fishing, & resource management, the only things that really bring wealth to the world.
ReplyDeleteIs 6 the start of a porno flick?
Jerry
As for #6, NO. Pizza Guy hasn't knocked yet.
Delete2 - If it was me that bitch would have gotten the watermelon to the back of the head.
ReplyDeleteLove hot brass. That fella did well, despite his haircut. Maintained proper muzzle control.
ReplyDeleteI was a the range a few years ago, a friend's (extremely hot) wife was shooting an AR platform for the first time. I had a stupid grin on my face, for a number of reasons. The first three cases ejected around my head, but I was not paying attention. The fourth dinged right off my front tooth!
Hurt like and SOB, and I had the "coffee burnt tongue" feeling the rest of the day.
I wiped the dumb ass grin off my face, and moved further back.
Just in time to see a case off her husband's 9 mil drop right into her shirt.
Dumb ass grin came back.
-Just a Chemist