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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Where was this shit when I needed it?

A 54-year-old mother from Chicago has written a book for young men looking to land themselves a MILF — after realizing males in their 20s were secretly lusting after women more than double their age. 

Elaina St. James started a raunchy OnlyFans account last year and was left stunned when she learned that most of her subscribers were decades younger than she was.
-Steve

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"secretly lusting after women more than double their age"..... Secretly? Shit, I've never been bashful about how I lusted after older women.  When I was a youngster and all my friends were drooling over teenaged girls, I was checking out the girl's moms. My friends' mothers, too.

16 comments:

  1. Agree. At 26 I dated a great looking 45 yr old. Best ever to that point.

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  2. Wirecutter, you remind me of myself.....

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  3. My first girlfriend after my divorce was 14 years older than me. One of the best lays I ever had.

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  4. I had the mega-hots for one of my teachers back in the day. She was blonde, built and drove a white drop top Caddie with big fins. Years later I found out she was also "Miss Kentucky" back in her youth.
    -WDS

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  5. At 80 years of age, I'm thinking the only breathing available MILFs for me are alligator-skin, Alzheimers suffering ladies on ventilators in Hospice homes, so I'm going in the opposite direction. Anyone know an 18- to 30-year-old beautiful blonde babes who are open-minded, charitable and will have anything-goes sex with a fat, poor, ugly Octogenarian?

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    1. You could have plenty of takers if you agree to update your will to include your new girlfriend.

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    2. https://www.sugardaddy.com/

      Send us a postcard and let us know how it works out.

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  6. Even in my 20's I was dating women in their 30's and 40's. My fiance' is 7 years older than me and I'm not a youngster any more.

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  7. I tended bar at a Holiday Inn lounge in the 80s, I don't need no book to learn how to get a milf. Booze is all you need to know. There were nights I delivered room service 2+ times. Made very good tips.

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  8. Women over 40 are the best, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as Hell!

    Steve L.

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    1. That’s a direct quotation from Benjamin Franklin!

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  9. My wife is 13 years older than me. Married 32 years ago. She's still not shabby for an 80 year old woman.

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  10. A hot piece of ass is a hot piece of ass. Doesn't matter what her drivers license says.

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  11. Wife's 15 years older. Still looks 10 years younger than she is.

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  12. Just before my 19 yo ass went off to boot camp one of my mother's friends, in her 50s, took me home to give me a going away present. One of the best weekends of my life.

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  13. When I was younger and lusting after older women, I had an older gentleman tell me.
    "When I was your age, I wanted a 30 year old. You know what? I still do"

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