MAY 10--Angered that a neighbor’s chicken had been “pooping on the back patio,” a Florida Woman allegedly retrieved “a bucket of pee from her bathroom” and proceeded to douse the bird’s owner with the foul liquid, according to an arrest report.
A Golden shower is usually something to celebrate. But after seeing the pee assaulter's photo the recipient better call the local HAZMAT for a complete decontamination
"The arrest report does not indicate why Terman had a bucket of waste at the ready." Hey, it's a trailer park. She couldn't afford a canopy over the bed, so she kept one under the bed!
A Golden shower is usually something to celebrate. But after seeing the pee assaulter's photo the recipient better call the local HAZMAT for a complete decontamination
ReplyDeleteChrist she is beautiful. Anybody gotta bag?
ReplyDelete"The arrest report does not indicate why Terman had a bucket of waste at the ready."
ReplyDeleteHey, it's a trailer park. She couldn't afford a canopy over the bed, so she kept one under the bed!