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Thursday, June 23, 2022

Dude must have a hell of a flinch, shooting all those people in the leg

CHICAGO — Five people were wounded Friday night when a gunman opened fire in a Chicago parking lot, authorities said.

The shooting occurred in the Lake Meadows neighborhood on Chicago’s South Side, WLS-TV reported.

According to the Chicago Police Department, a group of people was standing in the parking lot at about 11:45 p.m. CDT when a person began firing shots in their direction, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

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  1. "A group of people *were* standing in the..."

    Jeeezuz, even the bots that write news stories are too lazy to run a grammar-check on the articles they write. Awaiting SMOD, its our only hope at this point.

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    1. Maybe the article was ritted by a jogger....

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    2. “A group” is singular. A group was standing. The word “people” is plural. People were standing. Groups of people were standing.

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  2. Aim low. You can't put a tourniquet on a taint.

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    1. I doubt there is any aiming at all for most of the shooters in gunfree chicongo

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  3. They must have been waiting in line for job applications.

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  4. I imagine holding the gun sideways while jumping up and down and grabbing your dick needs a good deal of range time

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  5. I'm not aware of any Lake Meadows neighborhood in Chicago. I think they meant to say the Douglas neighborhood. The shooting occurred at 11:45 PM Friday night in the 3000 block of Rhodes Avenue.

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