#9....Trap doors! I love them. If I had a convenience store I would install one right in front of the check out counter. Hit the button and the bad guy disappears.. #10....Owwww, my cunt hurts.
#3 : No! No! /Nooooo!/ For a brief flash, it looks like the vendor has a face mask on, but ... BARE HANDS?!? And, that hook that the gelatinous glob is hanging from is bare PLYWOOD?!? And, by constantly churning it in the open air, it becomes a perfect, homogenous substrate for every bacteria in the neighborhood?!?
How much you wanna bet that he doesn't wash his hands after handling the money?
#9 My Scottish Country Dance group was performing on a mobile stage. It was NOT designed for the size of some of our dancers. At 6'6" and then 240 lbs. I was the biggest but our combined mass prove a tad much for the stage's "structural integrity." We finished our routine on the concrete forecourt.
#2. I laughed and laughed. That's how I played with nephews when they were kids. All four say I am their favorite uncle.
ReplyDelete#3 Just No!
#4. Get used to it, kid.
#7 What an idiot. I guess she got caught up in the moment without thinking.
#9 A celebration of sparkle socks being 'reelected'.
#10. Recalling her days as a hurdler?
#3 is totally safe. he used his non-butt-wiping hand. all good.
Delete#9....Trap doors! I love them. If I had a convenience store I would install one right in front of the check out counter. Hit the button and the bad guy disappears..
ReplyDelete#10....Owwww, my cunt hurts.
WOW #7 had to hurt - dumbass
ReplyDeleteHer sinuses are clean.
DeleteI am guessing that is not the first time #7 had something hit her really hard in the back of her throat. She may even have callouses
ReplyDelete#3 : No! No! /Nooooo!/ For a brief flash, it looks like the vendor has a face mask on, but ... BARE HANDS?!? And, that hook that the gelatinous glob is hanging from is bare PLYWOOD?!? And, by constantly churning it in the open air, it becomes a perfect, homogenous substrate for every bacteria in the neighborhood?!?
ReplyDeleteHow much you wanna bet that he doesn't wash his hands after handling the money?
What is the problem? I mean, he wipes his ass with his left hand, does everything else with his right. What the he'll is that stuff anyways?
DeleteI like the twerking Turtle!
ReplyDeleteThat is cocaine Mitch celebrating after his wife stabbed President Trump in the back.
Delete# 6 is how I clean my ass in the shower, but I can spread, turtle can't.
ReplyDelete@LuisspreadItToCleanit
#7 Fake surprise, like not the first time something popped in her mouth.
ReplyDelete@LuisIpopped
Bullshit.
DeleteI've seen those plastic stoppers break a window across a room.
If that dumbass, lived she learned a valuable lesson right there.
#9 My Scottish Country Dance group was performing on a mobile stage. It was NOT designed for the size of some of our dancers. At 6'6" and then 240 lbs. I was the biggest but our combined mass prove a tad much for the stage's "structural integrity." We finished our routine on the concrete forecourt.
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