#4 done to me 40 years ago by a piece of rebar held under tension by a discarded board. Tore the outside layer of my eye from the force. Off work a few days while it healed.
#7 I did that when I was about nine years old. Father sent me to shovel a tin roof of a tourist camp that spent a lot of money at his bar. I laddered up and walked to the peak, stuck the shovel in the snow and big chunk took off with me on it. There was a lot of snow on the ground and the roof too. I dropped two stories. I was buried to the neck and had a rough time getting out. I could hardly breath for a spell. I went and told my father and his only response was, "Did you get the roof shoveled?" He was a bastard. I turned around and went back and finished the job. That man been dead several decades and I still don't like him.
#4. Another who did not take high school physics.
ReplyDeleteSome folk would pay money for a ride like #7.
ReplyDeleteJerry
#4 done to me 40 years ago by a piece of rebar held under tension by a discarded board. Tore the outside layer of my eye from the force. Off work a few days while it healed.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... #2 looks like the two guys are working together to perform a staged slip-n-fall incident for a payout.
ReplyDeleteAll of them show gravity is a bitch.
ReplyDelete#5 is more about when it is your time, it is your time.
#5 is about, don't walk under equipment.
Delete#7 - you'd have to pay good money for a ride like that at an amusement park.
ReplyDeleteThey all could scare you, but #5 was the worst.
ReplyDelete9 - not one mf'er got up to help the server... what assholes.
ReplyDeletech
#4 man, is that ever going to leave a mark.
ReplyDelete#!: Whyohwhy do dumbasses do that to their vehicles?
ReplyDeleteThose tires won't fit that car with out narrowing the rear end, putting in tubs and flares
DeleteFrom experience
Daryl
#4: I could hear the "Boink".
ReplyDeleteAt least #4 was wearing his welding mask, could've been a lot worse than it probably was.
ReplyDelete#7 I did that when I was about nine years old. Father sent me to shovel a tin roof of a tourist camp that spent a lot of money at his bar. I laddered up and walked to the peak, stuck the shovel in the snow and big chunk took off with me on it. There was a lot of snow on the ground and the roof too. I dropped two stories. I was buried to the neck and had a rough time getting out. I could hardly breath for a spell. I went and told my father and his only response was, "Did you get the roof shoveled?" He was a bastard. I turned around and went back and finished the job. That man been dead several decades and I still don't like him.
ReplyDelete#4, if that didn't kill him then I'm betting he got severely injured by that rail
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