It happened last week at Temkin's Bar on Greenpoint Avenue in the Greenpoint section.
Sara Fulton, who is an Alaskan native, calmly grabbed the animal by the scruff of its neck and carried it outside after it had wandered in through an open door.
-Frank
You should see that gal with a Grizzly or her husband.
ReplyDeleteA guy moves to Alaska. After several months drunk in a bar he says alright ya treat me like an outcast so whadda I gotta do to be a true Alaskan? One fella says well ya gotta kill a grizzly and fuck and Eskimo. Alright and out the bar he staggers. Several days pass and finally the guy staggers into the bar tore to shit his clothes hanging off him. He orders a double and slams it back. Then turns and says alright now where's that Eskimo ya want me ta kill.
ReplyDeleteNow it's on to Gracie Masion to get rid of more vermin
ReplyDeleteWon't work, Bigus. She specializes in evicting possums not coons.
Deletehell, we don’t even have opossum up here….
ReplyDeleteI'm from West Virginia and it's always possum, never opossum.
ReplyDeleteDaryl