Thursday, June 30, 2022

"suspected of narcotics use"

A woman found naked from the waist down told Pennsylvania police that snakes had eaten her pants, according to a court filing.

Responding last Thursday afternoon to multiple 911 calls about a half-dressed woman walking in the middle of a road about 25 miles from Philadelphia, cops found Gloria Harpel, 35, “naked from the waist down and she was rambling.”


  1. Love it: A probable cause affidavit does not provide a further description of the purported trouser snakes.

  2. Cannot explain why, but the first reaction I had was the Zappa song, "Baby Snakes"

  3. Ya know late at night is when they come out

  4. Univ of Saigon 68June 30, 2022 at 7:43 AM

    This happened in Lansdale, where I live. I occasionally find garter snakes in my back yard, but I've always been able to retain my pants.

  5. ".... purported trouser snakes." Pure comedy hold.


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