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Thursday, June 30, 2022

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A woman found naked from the waist down told Pennsylvania police that snakes had eaten her pants, according to a court filing.

Responding last Thursday afternoon to multiple 911 calls about a half-dressed woman walking in the middle of a road about 25 miles from Philadelphia, cops found Gloria Harpel, 35, “naked from the waist down and she was rambling.”
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 30, 2022 at 4:03 AM

    Love it: A probable cause affidavit does not provide a further description of the purported trouser snakes.

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  2. AnonymousJune 30, 2022 at 5:53 AM

    Cannot explain why, but the first reaction I had was the Zappa song, "Baby Snakes"

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  3. AnonymousJune 30, 2022 at 6:16 AM

    Ya know late at night is when they come out

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  4. Univ of Saigon 68June 30, 2022 at 7:43 AM

    This happened in Lansdale, where I live. I occasionally find garter snakes in my back yard, but I've always been able to retain my pants.

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  5. AnonymousJune 30, 2022 at 8:20 AM

    ".... purported trouser snakes." Pure comedy hold.

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