American Gold Eagles have a face value of 50 bucks and they're an ounce of gold. The price to purchase one right now is $1979. https://www.jmbullion.com/gold/gold-coins/american-gold-eagles/uncirculated-age/
#1 killed me. Still laughing. Wife asked WTH I was laughing at, showed her, so just looks at me with "that look" and said in complete deadpan voice "you would find that funny".
#12 reminds me of the old joke; she was so ugly that I wore a bag during sex in case hers fell off but I also put an extra bag by the door in case somebody walked in. That's 3 bag ugly.
#16 There is a youtube video of a guy filling the bed of his truck with gas. He filled it almost to the top. Other customers tried to warn him but he kept going until the box was almost full. The couple filling the drove off gas sloshing over the tailgate and sides at every turn or stop sign.
#5 I suppose having a youngish girl with long, fragrant hair in the frame would be a step too far? #20 A ruthless hero who loved, and was loved by beautiful, intelligent women. When will he be wiped from the Interweb memory? Itsh only a matter of time, Mish Moneypenny.
14 for the win!!!
ReplyDeletethat's 0.05 oz for a $100 gold coin in today's market, slightly over 4mm in diameter and 2mm thick
ReplyDeleteAmerican Gold Eagles have a face value of 50 bucks and they're an ounce of gold. The price to purchase one right now is $1979.
Deletehttps://www.jmbullion.com/gold/gold-coins/american-gold-eagles/uncirculated-age/
OK it was ~$1260 in 2017. Tell you what, we'll make 6mm dia (±¼")
Delete#20 for the win! Too many have already crossed the Mediterranean Sea and are stirring things up in Europe.
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ReplyDeleteC'mon man, my VIP card there means I get the girls with most if not all of their teeth. 😜
Did you know the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky......
DeleteIf it had been invented in any other state, it would have been the "teeth-brush"....
#20 takes home the gold! Well done!
ReplyDelete#1 killed me. Still laughing. Wife asked WTH I was laughing at, showed her, so just looks at me with "that look" and said in complete deadpan voice "you would find that funny".
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I didn’t laugh at #14 I have friends in that part of the world, oh well I guess I can’t take a joke.
ReplyDelete#12 reminds me of the old joke; she was so ugly that I wore a bag during sex in case hers fell off but I also put an extra bag by the door in case somebody walked in. That's 3 bag ugly.
ReplyDelete#16 There is a youtube video of a guy filling the bed of his truck with gas. He filled it almost to the top. Other customers tried to warn him but he kept going until the box was almost full. The couple filling the drove off gas sloshing over the tailgate and sides at every turn or stop sign.
ReplyDelete#5 I suppose having a youngish girl with long, fragrant hair in the frame would be a step too far?
ReplyDelete#20 A ruthless hero who loved, and was loved by beautiful, intelligent women. When will he be wiped from the Interweb memory? Itsh only a matter of time, Mish Moneypenny.
I get 'aight', since it's local dialect here. But what is 'Bet'?
ReplyDeleteThanks in advance
Affirmative, short for you bet.
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