I have to say, # 19 is my favorite. Did I mention that my twin brothers name is Tommy? Ok, now just Tom, but you get the idea. That old man turned 62 yesterday. I told him old age was going to get him.
#19 is great but check your work motherfucker. "Timmy is digging 'an' L shape ambush position." Read a book motherfuckers Grammar nazi? Sure. But when we dont use the same language we cant share ideas efficiently or completely
#11 "Yeah, but when I get out, I can sell it for half a mil to some Chinese billionaire." Hunter Biden. That one would be so much better if someone could put kiddysniffer's face in the window.
Another day another sore side from laughing.
ReplyDelete#19-Foo gas, Timmy, don't forget the foo gas! Stop 'em at the wire.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, # 19 is my favorite. Did I mention that my twin brothers name is Tommy? Ok, now just Tom, but you get the idea.
ReplyDeleteThat old man turned 62 yesterday. I told him old age was going to get him.
Your lucky having a twin brother, I have a twin sister and she is a raving bitch...
Delete#19 is great but check your work motherfucker. "Timmy is digging 'an' L shape ambush position."
DeleteRead a book motherfuckers
Grammar nazi? Sure. But when we dont use the same language we cant share ideas efficiently or completely
You should see the potentially great memes I don't post because the spelling is on a 3rd grade level.
Delete#11 "Yeah, but when I get out, I can sell it for half a mil to some Chinese billionaire." Hunter Biden. That one would be so much better if someone could put kiddysniffer's face in the window.
ReplyDeleteNational Aunt and Uncle day, July 26 2022
ReplyDeleteDaryl
#19 went to my kid … named Tim. 😆
ReplyDeleteTimmy is a fucking god.
Delete#15 - Actually got my little sister to put the hose in her mouth - more than a few times... she wasn't a quick study. LOL
ReplyDeleteMy little brother chipped a front tooth on the metal end of the hose when I did it to him. Little bastard ratted me out, too.
Delete#5's great.
Delete#5 cracked me up like no other.
ReplyDelete#4 ... Why?
ReplyDelete#6 My wife & I never had kids so we've taken in a niece & we're on our 3rd nephew. I want more than 1 damn day.
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