# 13. True story. I was backing out of a spot and some guy thought he was helping by waving me back. My old Suburban has many blind spots so I was backing slowly out of my spot when some crazy woman started beating on my car, saying that she and a friend were behind me where neither I nor the guy helping me back out could see her. I told her to calm down and said if you can't see this monster you must be blind to which she screamed "she is blind" !!..just then some little old lady came tap tap tapping on by. I mean, what the hell was she doing in the middle of the aisle???
Talk about living under a rock. I was bitching about my business bank not being opened this coming Monday and wanted to know why and they told me Juneteenth. I shit you not they looked at me like Rip Van Winkle or something. So I had to do research on the fantastical new Holiday. All I can say remember "Calgon, take me away"? I'm saying "Meteor, take us now".
Some real funny here. Like # 4
ReplyDelete#1 Good one. I thought it was maybe a joke. Then I checked the calendar in my phone. LOL IT'S TRUE!!!
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wild and noisy disorder or confusion; uproar.
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#18. This is how monkey pox gets transmitted
ReplyDelete# 13. True story. I was backing out of a spot and some guy thought he was helping by waving me back. My old Suburban has many blind spots so I was backing slowly out of my spot when some crazy woman started beating on my car, saying that she and a friend were behind me where neither I nor the guy helping me back out could see her. I told her to calm down and said if you can't see this monster you must be blind to which she screamed "she is blind" !!..just then some little old lady came tap tap tapping on by. I mean, what the hell was she doing in the middle of the aisle???
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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ReplyDeleteThat's his hand-held code reader for his vehicle. You've never used one before?
DeleteTalk about living under a rock. I was bitching about my business bank not being opened this coming Monday and wanted to know why and they told me Juneteenth. I shit you not they looked at me like Rip Van Winkle or something. So I had to do research on the fantastical new Holiday. All I can say remember "Calgon, take me away"? I'm saying "Meteor, take us now".
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