#3, I sure could've used one those Sunday when we had 20+ over for a BBQ #8, that's why not one of my dogs were ever allowed in the front room and bedrooms for that matter too
Sometimes, but not always. That asshole dog Jack loves to have his ass rubbed or scratched and he does that occasionally. Neither me, the vet or the groomer has ever seen a flea on him. Last time I took him in for his yearly flea dip, the groomer told me I was wasting my money and I didn't need to bring him back unless I see an actual flea or irritation on him.
In a dog, the anal glands are located on either side of the base of the tail. You can make a friend of almost any dog by massaging either side of the tail, on the dog's back. It is intensely pleasurable for the dog. When a dog takes a dump, the anal glands get squeezed while the turd is sliding out. That places a little extra scent on the leavings. If the dog's diet produces feces that are too soft, the glands don't get expressed, and the dog will resort to all manner of behaviors to rub these glands. For example, the butt-scooting move is also a sign of this.
My 5 yr old golden retriever has always done this on a similarly constructed couch. She is on Bravecto which provides systemic flea/tick elimination therefore, it's "just a thing."
I have a 4 month old Shepard pup that does that to greet me. This pup ( Zeus ) has more energy than any other I've had. It's been a real challenge, and fun, so far training this one.
#4. Been there done that. But was wearing a full body bite suit. When in vet school, South Carolina State Patrol brought in one of their dogs that kept collapsing when he was in attack mode (turns out he had a vessel shunt in the heart). When they got all the way to the vet school realized the only "suit" they had in the car to wear for the attackey to have for protection (the dog had to be in that high intensity mode to pass out) was the small one for women and the guys that came down with dog were huge (tall). I'm pretty short, everyone looked at me and I agreed. Then the dean found out and put a nix on it due to liability. So when the dean went home that night, I, my teachers, and the two state patrol guys met in a pasture and I suited up. The dog was trained to hit you in the nuts and lift up. Which he did. Thank god for the extra reinforced cup cause I still hurt after he did that. And he tossed me like a rag doll. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself, look over when I got my bearings and the dog was laid out unconscious. Mission accomplished. They got blood on him right then and there and determine is blood oxygen was super low and that led to the vessel shunt diagnosis. The dean never found out.
#3 Actually, yes. I've sliced a lot of tomatoes with one of those. Of course when the blades are dull, it's more of a tomato smasher. Also the blades don't come out so it isn't really feasible to sharpen them.
#4 apparently the dog got tired of biting the sleeve #6 always carry a spare, The donkey being carried probably is sick or hurt and could not walk out under its own power.
#2.... confusion at the southern border following Biden's off the cuff slurred remarks that he would "would offer amnesty to those Peking F ucks if they stopped messing with Taiwan"....
#1. Disability recipient shows how to keep an insurance investigator happy.
ReplyDelete#3, I sure could've used one those Sunday when we had 20+ over for a BBQ
ReplyDelete#8, that's why not one of my dogs were ever allowed in the front room and bedrooms for that matter too
Would you say #6 is "hauling ass"?
ReplyDeleteAss, Gas, or Grass no one rides for free
Delete#8 is a sure sign of fleas.
ReplyDeleteSometimes, but not always. That asshole dog Jack loves to have his ass rubbed or scratched and he does that occasionally. Neither me, the vet or the groomer has ever seen a flea on him. Last time I took him in for his yearly flea dip, the groomer told me I was wasting my money and I didn't need to bring him back unless I see an actual flea or irritation on him.
DeleteIn a dog, the anal glands are located on either side of the base of the tail. You can make a friend of almost any dog by massaging either side of the tail, on the dog's back. It is intensely pleasurable for the dog. When a dog takes a dump, the anal glands get squeezed while the turd is sliding out. That places a little extra scent on the leavings. If the dog's diet produces feces that are too soft, the glands don't get expressed, and the dog will resort to all manner of behaviors to rub these glands. For example, the butt-scooting move is also a sign of this.
DeleteMy 5 yr old golden retriever has always done this on a similarly constructed couch. She is on Bravecto which provides systemic flea/tick elimination therefore, it's "just a thing."
Delete#4 ~ good boy!
ReplyDeleteI have a 4 month old Shepard pup that does that to greet me. This pup ( Zeus ) has more energy than any other I've had. It's been a real challenge, and fun, so far training this one.
DeleteThose Krauts have always love their Kampfhunds.
ReplyDeleteKlaus
What's up with #5? Boobie trap?
ReplyDelete#4. Been there done that. But was wearing a full body bite suit. When in vet school, South Carolina State Patrol brought in one of their dogs that kept collapsing when he was in attack mode (turns out he had a vessel shunt in the heart). When they got all the way to the vet school realized the only "suit" they had in the car to wear for the attackey to have for protection (the dog had to be in that high intensity mode to pass out) was the small one for women and the guys that came down with dog were huge (tall). I'm pretty short, everyone looked at me and I agreed. Then the dean found out and put a nix on it due to liability. So when the dean went home that night, I, my teachers, and the two state patrol guys met in a pasture and I suited up. The dog was trained to hit you in the nuts and lift up. Which he did. Thank god for the extra reinforced cup cause I still hurt after he did that. And he tossed me like a rag doll. I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself, look over when I got my bearings and the dog was laid out unconscious. Mission accomplished. They got blood on him right then and there and determine is blood oxygen was super low and that led to the vessel shunt diagnosis. The dean never found out.
ReplyDelete#3: So that's Subways secret.
ReplyDelete#7: He be bustin' some moves.
#3 Actually, yes. I've sliced a lot of tomatoes with one of those. Of course when the blades are dull, it's more of a tomato smasher. Also the blades don't come out so it isn't really feasible to sharpen them.
Delete#5 ????
ReplyDeleteLooks like something went wrong doesn't it?
DeleteMalfunctioning electronic door lock. Primitive version of today's buzz-in security doors
Deleteis #5 a boobytrap??
ReplyDelete#9, challenging Bruce Lee and he just sends his guard Ram out.
ReplyDeleteIs #6 "Hauling ass"?
ReplyDelete#1 Insurance fraud involving a disability claim.
ReplyDelete#4 Good doggie!
#5 Looks like a short circuit, but I don't get the entire story.
#6 One donkey carrying another - but how did this come about?
#9 It looks like this dung-fuu genius is practicing some form of Kung-Fu, but perhaps not.
#10 Keep anything you value away from this machine at all times - and that includes the time you think it's turned off.
#4 apparently the dog got tired of biting the sleeve #6 always carry a spare, The donkey being carried probably is sick or hurt and could not walk out under its own power.
ReplyDelete#2.... confusion at the southern border following Biden's off the cuff slurred remarks that he would "would offer amnesty to those Peking F ucks if they stopped messing with Taiwan"....
ReplyDelete3. Probably only works on crispy tomatoes
ReplyDelete6 Lazy ass
10 What atatchment do they not make for a Bobcat?
Daryl
#6 Calling AAA for a tow.
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