#2 That's what happened to my uncle's standard poodle when it slipped out to the garage from the kitchen. When he came back in, rather rapidly, he was slinging blood from his tattered ears and clawed to pieces nose.
#6 - We all think she will eventually get eaten by a croc or gator. Turns out she will die in a freak accident when a stingray gets spooked and tags her in the heart. -Just a Chemist
Number 10 reminds me that time me and my GF were doing it and... Well, it burned like hell, I thought I was going to die! Thank god for antibiotics! @LuisBurningPecker
#9 & #10 go together?
ReplyDeleteMy very first thought also.
DeleteI believe #10 is the appropriate response to #9.
ReplyDelete#2: Momma doin' what mamas do.
ReplyDeleteJeez! I was just coming over to see the new babies!
Delete#2 That's what happened to my uncle's standard poodle when it slipped out to the garage from the kitchen. When he came back in, rather rapidly, he was slinging blood from his tattered ears and clawed to pieces nose.
DeleteDogs got one weapon - teeth, Cat's got 5, all deployed at once!
Delete#2 Typical female.....
ReplyDeleteNeed to use flame thrower in #10 to kill spider in #9...
ReplyDeleteThe woman in No. 6 needs a good backhand slap. Encouraging alligators to believe that humans will feed them is a great way to get someone killed.
ReplyDeleteI hear she's planning a trip to Yellowstone this summer to pet the buffalo.
Delete#3 I hope that was a planned hazard elimination and not an unpleasant surprise to the folks on the road down below.
ReplyDeleteJackdaddy63
no kidding
Delete#6 - We all think she will eventually get eaten by a croc or gator. Turns out she will die in a freak accident when a stingray gets spooked and tags her in the heart.
ReplyDelete-Just a Chemist
. . . or she visits Yellowstone
Delete#6 has tragic ending written all over it.
ReplyDelete#6 reminds me of a Florida Ellie Mae.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how dirty the water is that those beers are in.
ReplyDelete6 - keep your eyes on the dangerous parts, girl. "Hey! Look at me!" *snap*
ReplyDelete#1...these technically clever Germans (Beck's Beer)!
ReplyDelete#10 is what was needed in #9
ReplyDelete"Look, Ma! No hands!"
ReplyDelete#8- Detroit?
ReplyDelete#1 That much trouble for Beck's Beer? Nasty!
ReplyDelete#2 - That dog's a pussy!
#4 is the inside of a liberal's brain.
#6, Gatorland in Orlando
ReplyDeleteNumber 10 reminds me that time me and my GF were doing it and... Well, it burned like hell, I thought I was going to die! Thank god for antibiotics!
ReplyDelete@LuisBurningPecker
#10 Looks very much like my US Marine flame-thrower tank that I had in Vietnam.
ReplyDeleteAs I'm scrolling through and get to #9, I mumble to myself, "well, that's flame-thrower worthy." Then I see #10. yep.
ReplyDeleteChi.