#3 How many times I've seen Mamason planting rice with one pant leg rolled up. Bent over working, grab a pant leg and pull it out, take a shit and never miss a stroke.
#7 Never understood why people do stupid shit like that. Brain dead has never impressed me.
#2 - whoever is 'teaching' her to shoot needs a solid beating.. First thing is to wear real shoes, not those stupid slippers. Next is a weight forward stance..
If she had a decent stance she might have handled the slip-n-slide.
I let my ex-wife shoot my 30-40 Krag carbine length once, when I was sighting it in before deer season. She was a small framed thing, about 5' 4", mayb 145 lbs. I made sure that she had it held right, tight against her shoulder, etc. She shot it, and it didn't knock her down. She didn't get hurt, but didn't want to shoot it again. The one mistake that I made was that back then, we never thought about using hearing protection. Had I given her ear plugs, which I could have gotten from work quite easily, no doubt she would have had a much easier time of things. I am convinced that much of the difficulty with shooting guns for the first time for a new shooter comes not from the recoil but from the loud noise that comes with the muzzle blast. My present wife is not an outdoor lady at all. And I would never let her attempt to shoot my centerfire .308 deer rifle. My .22 plinkster, not a problem, if she showed any interest, but I have asked her, and her answer is always the same. Yep a blank stare. That is ok, we have always had more fun inside than outside anyway. I remember one time, back near my old hometown, in a cemetery....
#4 -- Quick, Martha, cancel the birthday party. I love my animals but they sometimes test my patience and tolerance. This morning I took my cup of coffee out on the deck to watch the deer. Set the cup on the railing and glassed the deer looking for fawns. Cat jumped up on the rail and came so close to destroying the cup and the coffee. Just picked up the cup and petted her. Richard in Colorado
#7 Why does she have the top down?
ReplyDeleteTo provide camouflage for the urine stain that suddenly blossomed when the axe hit.
DeleteSo that she can get the pants off quickly to clean them. I'd like to know how the guy talked her into doing that.
Delete2) chick lean.
ReplyDelete10) didn't porn teach him to look down the end of things.
#8 KEEP SPRAYING!
ReplyDelete#3 How many times I've seen Mamason planting rice with one pant leg rolled up. Bent over working, grab a pant leg and pull it out, take a shit and never miss a stroke.
ReplyDelete#7 Never understood why people do stupid shit like that. Brain dead has never impressed me.
The man who set #2 up needs an ass kicking. Never should have let her shoot a shotgun in that stance.
ReplyDelete#5 And the judges score it a 10
ReplyDelete#2 - whoever is 'teaching' her to shoot needs a solid beating.. First thing is to wear real shoes, not those stupid slippers. Next is a weight forward stance..
ReplyDeleteIf she had a decent stance she might have handled the slip-n-slide.
From the angle of the barrel, it appears she thinks that she is dropping mortar rounds on the target.
DeleteThe cat in #5 was filming the dog in #4 for evidence the cat didn't do it.
ReplyDelete#3 -- Had to be rice. I cannot think of another grain planted into water fields. Nice equipment; saved many sore backs.
ReplyDeleteSomebody would've asked, trust me.
DeleteYes I would have
DeleteYes I would have (thx)
DeleteWhat is the guy in #6 DOING?!
ReplyDeleteWelding. Make good money, not always an easy job.
DeleteDaryl
#7 remind me not to stick my dick in her mouth....
ReplyDeleteI let my ex-wife shoot my 30-40 Krag carbine length once, when I was sighting it in before deer season. She was a small framed thing, about 5' 4", mayb 145 lbs. I made sure that she had it held right, tight against her shoulder, etc. She shot it, and it didn't knock her down. She didn't get hurt, but didn't want to shoot it again.
ReplyDeleteThe one mistake that I made was that back then, we never thought about using hearing protection. Had I given her ear plugs, which I could have gotten from work quite easily, no doubt she would have had a much easier time of things. I am convinced that much of the difficulty with shooting guns for the first time for a new shooter comes not from the recoil but from the loud noise that comes with the muzzle blast.
My present wife is not an outdoor lady at all. And I would never let her attempt to shoot my centerfire .308 deer rifle. My .22 plinkster, not a problem, if she showed any interest, but I have asked her, and her answer is always the same. Yep a blank stare. That is ok, we have always had more fun inside than outside anyway. I remember one time, back near my old hometown, in a cemetery....
#6 Completely OSHA and all safety protocols were followed.
ReplyDelete#4 because bacon was involved
#4 -- Quick, Martha, cancel the birthday party. I love my animals but they sometimes test my patience and tolerance. This morning I took my cup of coffee out on the deck to watch the deer. Set the cup on the railing and glassed the deer looking for fawns. Cat jumped up on the rail and came so close to destroying the cup and the coffee. Just picked up the cup and petted her.
ReplyDeleteRichard in Colorado
#3 has to be rice because no-one would plant pot plants under water.
ReplyDelete#4 goes to the pound to be put to sleep.
#4 think its stuck on its collar, not done on purpose.
Delete#4 BUMPUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(in your best Darrin McGavin voice, of course)
ReplyDelete#3. Puts a lot of water buffalo out of work.
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