Where bad choices make good stories
Well I'll be a monkey's Tio.
No it isn't. I hate dirty, stinky, monkeys. I went to see one in a neighbors yard and it climbed up on my forearm. It sat there, looking at me, and I was amused. Then, it started rubbing its ass on my arm....I knocked the little asshole off, and it looked up at me completely offended, like (how dare you) and then proceeded to charge at me. I knocked it on its as with my folded up fishing pole. Good thing the stinking prick was on a leash is all I can say.
Iran News Agency says the monkey was a Mossad-trained assassin.
Well I’ll be a monkeys Tio❗️
So you're saying the monkey was the capo? Right?
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