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Friday, June 03, 2022

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A trespassing suspect with “his pants opened and genitals exposed” explained to Florida police that he was “doing a chant and was cleansing himself spiritually” when he was discovered at 2:15 AM on the premises of a closed Mexican restaurant, according to a court filing.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 3, 2022 at 7:09 AM

    Can't poast a $250 bond ? I bet he's a real ladies man . . . .

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  2. Mathman54June 3, 2022 at 9:39 AM

    You can tell the spiritual cleansing is successful when you feel the ectoplasm leaving your body.

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