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Friday, July 01, 2022

CDC Activates Emergency Command Center for Monkeypox

Recently I projected that in the next two weeks, there would be a surge of monkeypox cases for infections caught during the nationwide Gay Pride festivities held this past weekend.

I am not the only one who anticipates the uptick, either. The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has officially activated its Emergency Operations Center (EOC) to respond to the monkeypox outbreak.
-Murray

8 comments:

  1. Command Center. Surely you can't be serious.

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  2. "CDC" and "command center" are, er, opposites, it seems to me.

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  3. Romans 1:28 covers this topic in detail.
    Steve in KY


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  4. Well, I don't plan on butt flucking anybody soon, or massaging tonsils so I think I am pretty safe, and oh, don't plan on being anywhere a queer/freak pride march or celebration will be held within a hundred miles...

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  5. Gotta scare the ARWL(Angry Rich White Liberals) in time for the Midterms...so they can screech and protest and scare the crap out of the "Normies" so the donks can get reelected.

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    1. Or scare them enough to get threadbare cover for fraud...

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  6. Are we that close to the first tuesday in November? Man, where does the time go?

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