Back when I was loading trucks for Safeway, I'd wait until everybody went to break, then I'd tape the button down on a can of Axe, flip it into a trailer one of my friends was about to load, then shut the trailer door. When he came back and popped the door, you could smell that shit all up and down the shipping side of the warehouse. It stunk so fucking bad that he'd have to call a hostler to pull the trailer away from the door and turn on the reefer unit to blow that stench out of the trailer.
That's funny as fuck!
ReplyDeleteI worked for twenty years in schools and had, on occasions, to go into the changing rooms. Almost without fail the boys' smelled of cheap body spray and the girls' smelled of pee.
ReplyDeleteWait, what? They smelled like pee? WTF
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When the original Star Trek series was still in production, Shatner and another cast member bought a weather balloon and put a quart of cheap perfume in it, then blew it up in the office of one of the producers. He had to break the balloon to get in.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that shit kills fruit flies.
ReplyDeleteWC, thanks for the heads up. I know just where I can use that trick of yours.
ReplyDeleteThey just rebrand it for the cops and call it Mace.
ReplyDeleteAny of you hunters consider if it might be an effective Doe in Rut Buck lure?
ReplyDeleteNo. Axe is considered a Dear repellent, not an attractant. /s
DeleteDone the same sorta thing with a can of febreeze and a ziptie. Get the most cloying version, put a zippie around the trigger, open the door to the boss’s office, pull the zippie tight & toss the the can in. Bonus points if you can hold the door shut with a bungee attached to the opposite wall….
ReplyDeleteNever been downwind of Axe but thanks for the warning. Glad I didna have to Axt what it is. Back in '65, a heavy dose of English Leather was the ticket. More affluent "Cliques" used Canoe -"can-O-ehh" Recall line from a poem someone wrote; "you don't use Canoe, who are you?" Forget the rest, just that the poem went on about Weejun loafers and Gant shirts. Arch-rival "Glebe Road/Parkington Greasers" made do just fine with flannel shirts, pocket T's, Dickies trousers and Chuck Taylors.
ReplyDeleteTaught Math at a high school once and I could tell which boys were coming from PE each period change.
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