Where bad choices make good stories
#8 - stick with what you're good at.#10 - next time, it'll probably be a knife.
#10 - I've been married 42 years and during that time I've kept one thing in mind on how I treat my wife: I have to sleep sometime.wildbill
Make it a rule to always marry a really short woman, and keep your firearms on the top shelf. She may come after you one day, but you'll be able to hear the chair scraping across the floor.(Can't remember who I stole this from. Some comedian.
#10 His funeral is next Monday and will be closed casket so he can't escape.
Aiming in the general direction usually gets results as shown.
#1 Ouch! Face plant!
# 8 useful skills. #10 idiot. Tree Mike
#10 ain't getting any tonight!
Did you see those tats al over him? She wanted a bad boy.
#9. He's in charge of the New York house delegation. I recognized AOC right off the bat.
#10... thought for a moment my ex remarried... but then realized she was in a kitchen!
7 - that is one messed up kid.
#10, yep, that's a domestic.
#10 Why she should keep a rolling pin handy.
#8 reminds me of what we used to say about "RG" 38 Special revolvers:Load up with Plus P's, cock the hammer and through it.
#7: He's pissed. He wanted a Pit Bull.
If that's the Wagah Attari border crossing point I'll bet the Pakis sent that monkey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0ue-XGl9c
#10 looks a lot more like a brother-sister thing. If it was hubby / boyfriend she'd be looking around for the knife block.
#5. I have seen one of the movies. Kill the monkeys.#8. Yeah, that's why the sights are on the slide.#10. She is just now figuring out he's an asshole? All that ink on his hands and arms is a dead giveaway.
#5 good situational awareness - always preferred in a leader
#1 including primate skateboarders eating is make my heart smile...
#3..... Where’s Sigourney Weaver when you need her....??
I dunno, but the guy on the right is an asshole.
#10 I like the Sea Shells on the shirt, but I'll bet they're more like B Shells when she takes off the padded bra.
#8 That's about the only way most people will ever be accurate with a hand gun. People think it's easy, but it takes lots of work. This is what will run thru my head next time I hear someone wonder why that cop didn't just shoot the guy in the leg to stop him.
Mathmsn54 - you are so right! First time I picked up a pistol and tried to shoot a paper plate 25' away I embarrassed myself. It looked so easy in all the movies I grew up on.
#10: This feels staged, but I've seen enough crazy eyes in my life to say hers look genuine.
I moderate my comments due to spam and trolls. No need to post the same comment multiple times if yours doesn't show right away..