Food. My wife used to work at a restaurant and would regularly clean the line and bag the food scraps. When I would pull the bag out of my truck, they came running like that.
Well what is chicken farmer to do with ten thousand oven ready chooks when the local food processing plant has mysteriously burned to the ground? Along with every other one in the country. Does Col. Sanders do crickets yet?
#3 reminds me of the old joke, What is the fastest land animal in the world? An Ethiopian chicken. Back when Ethiopia was the latest African country suffering from famine.
#6: Props for the attempted save. I did something similar once. My dad was furious. 2 minutes later he was freaking out in concern that I might step in the glass. Then he got mad again. We somehow never realized he was bipolar until decades later.
#10: ClEaN eNeRgY. Those things are abominations. Killing birds and making surrounding land uninhabitable.
#3: democrats just announced their latest entitlement.
ReplyDeleteDang, that was one heck of a jailbreak.
Delete#3 Why?
ReplyDelete(Formerly just "Jim", now "Breakfast Taco Jim" to honor the first lady.)
Food. My wife used to work at a restaurant and would regularly clean the line and bag the food scraps. When I would pull the bag out of my truck, they came running like that.
Delete#10 is Brandon's presidency....
ReplyDelete#8: The only thing more revolting than mindless social stinging insects are progressive Democrats. Let's skip that GIF.
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ReplyDelete#3? You are the Chicken 'Kahuna' so what is freaking em out?
It's either feeding time or one of them spotted Col. Sanders sneaking up behind them.
Delete#3 I figure the sky is falling
DeleteNo one knows why they cross the road.
Deletethe colonel is coming,the colonel is coming!
DeleteCasting call for Alfred Hitch-cock-a-doodle-do's next movie.
DeleteWell what is chicken farmer to do with ten thousand oven ready chooks when the local food processing plant has mysteriously burned to the ground?
DeleteAlong with every other one in the country.
Does Col. Sanders do crickets yet?
#10 how the fk is the end of the blade on fire smh - motor yes, but the tip??
ReplyDeletethose windmills are a disaster from start to not able to recycle finish.
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Probably a lightning strike. Happens.
DeleteHollow fiberglass blade. Lightning strike set it on fire.
DeleteSome of us are just cooler than others. 😎
ReplyDeleteThat bald-faced hornet’s nest is cool. Had one in my back yard a few years ago…bigger than a basketball.
ReplyDeleteLightning struck it out at the tip.
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#3 reminds me of the old joke, What is the fastest land animal in the world? An Ethiopian chicken. Back when Ethiopia was the latest African country suffering from famine.
ReplyDeleteWhy do Ethiopian women give the best head?
DeleteThey swallow.
Fastest sprinter on the planet, an Ethiopian with a macdonalds voucher.
Delete#3. Red China kamikaze chickens on final rehearsal of Taiwan invasion.
ReplyDelete#3: The famed "Running of the chickens."
ReplyDelete#5: Just don't fuck with a snapping turtle.
#6: Props for the attempted save. I did something similar once. My dad was furious. 2 minutes later he was freaking out in concern that I might step in the glass. Then he got mad again. We somehow never realized he was bipolar until decades later.
#10: ClEaN eNeRgY. Those things are abominations. Killing birds and making surrounding land uninhabitable.
#8). The white face, and more importantly the white tip on their butts tell you that the stinger is really hot!
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