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Friday, July 22, 2022

Man, and you thought you were having a fucked up day

MYAKKA CITY, Fla. - A man was hospitalized after he was attacked by a gator in Manatee County, authorities said. 

According to Florida Fish and Wildlife officials, they received a report of the man – identified as 43-year-old Eric Merda – who had been bitten near Lake Manatee Fish Camp in Myakka City. 

FWC said Merda is recovering in the hospital after what was left of his right arm was amputated near the shoulder.
-Denise

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And when the ambulance shows up he gets up and walks to it.


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  1. AnonymousJuly 22, 2022 at 1:49 PM

    Tough dude. That or drunk out of his mind. Naked taking a smoke break..the levels of fail there.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 22, 2022 at 3:28 PM

      Merda? That name sounds like shit.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 22, 2022 at 2:18 PM

    Arm bitten off days ago? Hell, if you do it right, and cut the arteries in both your wrists, you bleed out in a couple hours or so. This guy lasted days missing an arm at the shoulder? Delirium, maybe.

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