JUNE 25--An Alabama man wearing a t-shirt proclaiming “I’m Too Good for drugs!” was arrested for possessing methamphetamine and narcotics paraphernalia, police report.
That's what we used to call dope fiend camo - shirts with an anti-drug message on them, worn in the hopes that the cops wouldn't fuck with you because you're obviously clean.
It didn't work. The cops were on to that shit right away.
