Police in Texas are investigating a grisly scene in Houston after human remains were found in a barbecue on Tuesday.
Houston police were called to a residence in southeastern part of the city after a repairman who was doing work at the home said he found the remains in a brick backyard grill. The repairman then left the home.
"Police are now waiting for the medical examiner to take the remains for an autopsy to determine a cause of death. "
ReplyDeleteCuz ya know, it has to rest for at least an hour before carv....ah never mind.
Long Pig...It's what's for dinner.
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“Secret is in the sauce.”
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I find this humerus.
ReplyDeleteAutopsy results tibia 'nounced.
DeleteSomebody obviously watched "Fried Green Tomatoes" one too many times.
ReplyDeleteIn Planet Terror, the secret ingredient was the cook's blood. This film is the reason for Rose McGowan's existence.
ReplyDeleteFucking amateurs-look at the San Antonio Trailer bake-enough to feed an Army!
ReplyDeleteThis was an episode of Castle, only it was a pizza oven, not a BBQ. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1628171/
ReplyDeleteWasn't the Texas chainsaw massacre actually based on a similar true story?
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