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Friday, July 22, 2022

OH SHIT, AND PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!

SEATTLE — Starbucks Corp. Chief Executive Officer Howard Schultz said in a video leaked Monday that more store closings are pending, just five days after the coffee giant confirmed the shuttering of 16 locations due to ongoing safety concerns.

“This is just the beginning. There are going to be many more,” Schultz said in the video, in which he appears to be addressing a group of employees, Business Insider reported.

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It's going to be epic with all those upper crust females dressed in Uggs and Carhartt gear in the streets in front of a closed Starbucks, wailing and throwing dust up into the air as they struggle to cope with the loss of their yearly Pumpkin Spice fix.

4 comments:

  1. 'Upper crust females'? Expect AOC to organize a fake arrest in 3,2,....

    (I don't want to know where they are crusty. 😇 ).

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  2. Screw Starbucks and screw Carhartt. I've not been a Starbucks for at least ten years it'll never happen in the future. When all the hipsters started wearing Carhartt, I knew it was over for them and me. Then Carhartt goes and demands vax's for their employees. They are dead to me, along with all the other woke corporations. Wolverine, Dickies, Wrangler and Dri Duck are great alternatives

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  3. Perhaps if Starbucks allowed their rest rooms to be used only by paying customers instead of places to shoot up on drugs, they wouldn't have "safety concerns".

    Nemo

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  4. He who controls the spice, controls the White girls.

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