I did not tink #1 could be topped; then I got to #20. LMAO I haven't the nerve to put these on my FB feed but they are going to many many FB messenger contacts hahahahahahahahahaha
Went into the men's washroom at work and while I was doing my business at the urinal, I hear someone exit one of the toilet cubicles. I finish up and walk over to the sink and there's a fat, ugly woman in a dress drying her hands under one of the hand dryers. I panic because I think I've mistakenly walked into the women's washroom but I remember I used a urinal. WTF--it's a tranny--told him if he wanted to use the men's washroom not to wear a dress. Rushed back to my work area and warned the rest of the guys about the deviant.
I was sitting in the eye surgeons office waiting for my vision to come back after getting my retina laser tack welded. This 6'5" bean pole wearing high heels strolls up to the appointment window. After it left, I went up and asked if I saw what I thought I saw. she said yes, there was a woman that was quite tall and thin just there. I asked about the 5 o'clock shadow on it's face. I was seeing purple shade on everything, so I wasn't sure I saw what I thought I saw. She kinda got uncomfortable. I asked if they did that just to mess with their patients, cause it was funny and I didn't mind a good joke. She kinda got offended at that.
#20 LOLOLOL That's suspension material right there. I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type.
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Had to steal #14!
ReplyDelete#20 - I like it !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI did not tink #1 could be topped; then I got to #20. LMAO I haven't the nerve to put these on my FB feed but they are going to many many FB messenger contacts hahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDelete#12 Al Bundy is one of my heroes.
ReplyDeleteI'm 66 years old. Never saw a TG.
Until last week at the Quicky Mart.
Jeebus...
Went into the men's washroom at work and while I was doing my business at the urinal, I hear someone exit one of the toilet cubicles. I finish up and walk over to the sink and there's a fat, ugly woman in a dress drying her hands under one of the hand dryers. I panic because I think I've mistakenly walked into the women's washroom but I remember I used a urinal. WTF--it's a tranny--told him if he wanted to use the men's washroom not to wear a dress. Rushed back to my work area and warned the rest of the guys about the deviant.
DeleteI was sitting in the eye surgeons office waiting for my vision to come back after getting my retina laser tack welded. This 6'5" bean pole wearing high heels strolls up to the appointment window. After it left, I went up and asked if I saw what I thought I saw. she said yes, there was a woman that was quite tall and thin just there. I asked about the 5 o'clock shadow on it's face. I was seeing purple shade on everything, so I wasn't sure I saw what I thought I saw. She kinda got uncomfortable. I asked if they did that just to mess with their patients, cause it was funny and I didn't mind a good joke. She kinda got offended at that.
Delete#2 - She's delusional enough to think anyone past puberty listens to her music?
ReplyDelete#15 You know, there's probably some humorless jackass in the government that might want to talk to you about that.
ReplyDelete#2: Your terms are acceptable.
ReplyDeleteOne off Tybee Island Ga. I wonder if Elon Musk is thinking what I'm thinking.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Happy Birthday in advance man and thanks for these.
ReplyDeleteI fucking love this shit.
#2: Pink? Oh.
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