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Wednesday, August 17, 2022

A Rose by any other name.....

The World Health Organization says it’s holding an open forum to rename monkeypox, after some critics raised concerns the name could be considered discriminatory and stigmatizing.

35 comments:

  1. Get the Brits in on the naming--they come up with the stupidest (but hilarious) names. Americans and Canadians come up with profane names (funny as hell--but can't repeat in mixed company).

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    1. You beat me. Brits do have a 'knack' at this.

      QHM

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  2. It was an urgent matter according to the article.
    Urgent to change the name as it may offend someone?
    Priorities.
    Didn't it come from monkeys?
    What do I know, I'm just another saltine.

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  3. How about "anuscockpox".
    Just trying to help.

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  4. I have been using GayPox myself, earning a several day suspension from Twitter for it. But to be clear, not all gays get it, but the clear majority of sufferers are gay. It seems to be those engaging in fudge-packing with multiple partners at multiple orgies that result in the disease.

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  5. How about Flaming Faggot Warts?

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  6. Let the gender-sensitive chest-feeding birthing people of color sort out the appropriate euphemisms.

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  7. It appears the Monkey Lobby is quite active and powerful within the WHO, as are butt buddies.

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  8. Tucker ran a contest a couple weeks ago when this story first came out.

    His viewers/followers settled on Schlong Covid.

    Nemo

    P.S. Mail On Line is running an article with a progression by date of pictures of some gay porn star with monkey pox blisters all around his mouth.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11118023/Gay-porn-star-posts-horrific-photos-Monkeypox-battle-left-blisters-mouth.html

    Schlong Covid seems appropriate

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  9. Buttface mc Buttface pox

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  10. "Monkeypox" is discriminatory against what, exactly? Monkeys?

    Like the contest-winning entry of "Boaty McBoatface" I have confidence that the general public will come up with something dignified and appropriate.

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  11. Went to the zoo. 17 of the 18 primates that I polled indicated that they are fine with the name Monkeypox. The 18th threw shit at me.

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  12. Poopchute pustules
    Buttfuck blisters
    Sodomy sores
    HIVes
    Rectum Rash

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  13. The best I've heard so far is "Rainbow Rabies".

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  14. YIFAMP....Yeah, I fucked a monkey Pox

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  15. So tell me, who in the fuck are the racists??? When I hear the word monkey, I think of monkeys. I guess when the left hears the same word, they think of Africans? At least that's what I assume they're saying...

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    1. This is what I was going to say, who the F equates monkey * with any group of people?
      I doubt the monkeys care, as reported by Heywood 5150's scientific study whom I hope got his grant money!

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  16. Wonder if they have the same problem with the cleaner named Spic n' Span?

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  17. The proper saying is "A rose by any other name will still have thorns"

    Michael in Nelson

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    1. Nope, it’s “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet”. It’s from Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Juliet’s “What’s in a name?” Speech.

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  18. Faggot freckles has a light airy feel to it!

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  19. Gay Play Pay? Fuck Warts? Poopshoot pandemic? These literally write themselves. In the same way that heterosexual persons had to learn to practice sex, to remain disease free, so to must Gays learn that same lesson, that at one time, was simply a given for them, due to the many diseases that they could catch and were a death sentence. The fact that they have gotten complacent is nobodies fault but their own.

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    1. I'm pretty sure that gay men have known about safe sex since the 1980's. Whether they actually heed the warnings is....well, no, they don't.

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  20. Faggots deserve the oven.

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  21. Whar the Sun Don't Shine Pox

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