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Friday, August 26, 2022

At least it wasn't over pineapple

Incensed that his pizza did not include the requested toppings, a Maryland man allegedly assaulted a Papa John’s worker with a metal pizza paddle in an attack that ended with the employee stabbing the customer in the stomach with a “pizza spear,” according to police.

4 comments:

  1. Sounds like a case of poor impulse control

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  2. This guy should have been put in jail for not having petrochines and garlic on hand.

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  3. Perfect example of today's journalism.
    It wasn't toppings, it was the garlic sauce and coupla pepperoncini they put in the box with your pizza.
    The pic with the article shows the spatula thing, a pizza spear is a 3 foot fork for popping the bubbles in the crust as it cooks.
    They get basic, simple facts wrong in every article.
    And that's before they insert lies and spin.

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  4. Okay, that's new. What, for love of phuck, is a "pizza spear"? When I google it, I get images of Brittany Spears and Elton John.

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