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Friday, August 26, 2022

Friday gifdump II

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  1. #8, yep saw a clown doing that once at a Whole Foods. Using the same ladle to dip into multiple soups trying them out. Told the clerk, he just shrugged and said it happens pretty frequently, and he wheeled out a cart and started loading up all the tureens to change them out.

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    1. At a Buffet in Salina at Coyote Canyon. A bunch of women in nurses smocks were dipping their forks in each dish to decide. The Sheriffs Deputy that complained to the manager was asked to leave

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    1. ... and face, and head, and torso resulting in multiple dental implants/facial surgeries so he can really enjoy that fucking soup for the next 18 months... give or take

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  3. Last one will need a rescue.

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    1. don't be hasty. let's think this through.

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  4. #3 I went to a gym for many years. Ya see some of the strangest exercises people come up with. Saw a lot of people get hurt too. Ha, I took up boxing, not kick boxing, from a champ kick boxer. He looked at me and said, how old are you? I said, seventy. He said, Shiiiiiit! I was the oldest person he had ever taught.

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    1. He may be doing it for his lower back. I do something that probably works the same muscles on a roman chair.

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    2. Yup, a Roman Chair was always a part of my work out. By the Bye I was 68 DaNang. Not really DaNang but about 20/30 miles south clean to Charlie Ridge. Spent some time in Dodge City. Miss Kitty I assure you does not reside there. Arizona Territory. 3/1 India.

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    3. Yeah, I was actually in Saigon for only a day or two. I just gave myself that name because nobody's ever heard of Long Bin Trade School of Digging Holes, Filling Sandbags, and Standing Guard Duty.

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    4. Not many know what LBJ was either. I had a good friend a kid I grew up with in there. He said he saw a cockroach pull a swithblade on a rat and stole it's cheese. He said he was laying on his rack and heard a noise. He said he looked and a cockroach was squeezeing between the bars of his cell. He laid back down heard it again and it was beside his rack. He beat the shit outta it with a fuck book. Laid back and yet another noise. He said he looked up again and the roach was limping outta his cell.

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    5. Bright Eyes, I commend you. Very few people would correctly spell the phrase “by the bye”. You must be a reader and above average intelligence.

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  5. The soldier on the ground is hopin for promotion.

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  6. I sort of feel sorry for # 9. # 8 needs his ass kicked and made to pay for the whole batch of soup that he contaminated.

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  7. #3 is way, way over engineered.....gotta be form california....

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    1. I think it may be on the middle of a bridge, but yeah, why not a simple switch?

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    2. It's a funicular railway in the Alps I think. There is a cogged track in the middle of the rails that engages with a gear in the cab. That way they can go up steep inclines that normal trains can't.

      You could probably design a switch that would smoothly handle the drive transition, but it would probably be as complicated in its own way.

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    3. Evidently a cog railway on a steep incline. Switzerland, perhaps? Bernese Oberland somewhere, maybe. In any event it appears to work like a Swiss watch.

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    4. We were in Platus in 2014 and there was a cog railway that did a rail switch to move a unloaded train out of the way for the lower train, loaded with tourists to advance up. then the empty was switched to go down to load.

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    5. Looks like the inspiration for the Battle Carriers in "Space Cruiser YAMATO" where the flight deck rotates to expose the laser turrets on the other side.

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  8. #8 - a kick to the backs of knees just as he's sipping would do the job.

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  9. #8 may have not have his faculties.

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    1. Some old guy french kisses your soup. And that's the best you can do? To excuse him?
      jecfejecfer

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  10. #1 Is that a four deuce? I only saw them once in a rear area and that was at a distance.

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    1. think it's a 120- served in whiskey2/l2 and Whiskey3/13 USMC (4,2"/107mm)

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    2. Yep, that’s a 120. The Army got rid of all the 4 deuces in the early ‘90s.

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    3. Well, that's one way to set the base plate!

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    4. We used the wax paper, that protected the rounds from water, twisted up as candles at dusk in our bunker. Stationed with the ROK Marines near Dien Ban 7/71-12/71 and they used her all night long for illumination and harassing rounds, mostly.

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  11. #1 and #3 are lightly arousing; #7 appears to be the village idiot.

    - Arc

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  12. they were setting the baseplate its easier than digging a damn hole an i have done that too 4.2 all the way.

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    1. I was 4 deuce FDC back in the early '60s. Anyone doing it that way back then would probably have gotten an ass chewing.

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  13. 3) You all are wrong. that's Somalia.

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  14. Soccer = Third world sport. Why it's popular in the Seattle.

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  15. Re #8: I posted it on Zuckbook(back when I posted). It got taken down, I got a ban and an advisory that the image was copyrighted.
    Stay safe

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    1. Thanks, I pulled it. I don't need another copyright claim against me.

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