#9 Has my level of coordination for anything involving a ball. Last pick at school every time. Sad that the lack of variety in school sports convinced kids like me that we were rubbish at it. Since leaving school I got a blackbelt in karate, did an ironman and can swim three miles in an hour fifty. Still can't catch a ball though.
#8 For some reason watching that I was reminded of a parody song that Rush Limbaugh used to play... "In A Yugo" by a fake Elvis. The little wheels turn...
Yes sir, Mr. Lane would be a man of experience if he points that out. Nothing like dad telling you to saddle your own horse for the first time by your stony lonesome. There’s no experience like bad experience when you rope that 400 pound steer and he pulls you and the saddle off your horse as it starts bucking and all you see are hooves and belly. Nothing says love like when your dad hands you the reins and asks, “are you hurt?” And then goes back out.
I've had three Goldens over the years and every one of them was piss poor at catching a ball. Loved to chase the ball and bring it back NONSTOP, but toss a ball, food, toy near their mouth and they'd miss badly every time!
#2 Give the kid better beer and he'll man up.
ReplyDeleterookies. They bate the hook and your beer drinking gets interrupted.
Delete#9 Has my level of coordination for anything involving a ball. Last pick at school every time. Sad that the lack of variety in school sports convinced kids like me that we were rubbish at it. Since leaving school I got a blackbelt in karate, did an ironman and can swim three miles in an hour fifty. Still can't catch a ball though.
ReplyDelete#8 For some reason watching that I was reminded of a parody song that Rush Limbaugh used to play... "In A Yugo" by a fake Elvis. The little wheels turn...
ReplyDelete#3: I met that girl a while back, but I misinterpreted her statement when she told me she got her thrills by "going down".
ReplyDelete#3 No, no, hell no!
ReplyDelete#8 Probably did not end well.
#7 - "Why yes officer, I have had a little bit to drink - Why do you ask ?"
ReplyDeleteMaybe if they'd made the horse blow before they tightened the cinch...
DeleteYes sir, Mr. Lane would be a man of experience if he points that out. Nothing like dad telling you to saddle your own horse for the first time by your stony lonesome. There’s no experience like bad experience when you rope that 400 pound steer and he pulls you and the saddle off your horse as it starts bucking and all you see are hooves and belly. Nothing says love like when your dad hands you the reins and asks, “are you hurt?” And then goes back out.
DeleteYessir, I've been bucked off enough that I learned everything I could to keep it from happening again. That shit hurts.
Delete#1 - i love watching automation like that, it doesn't matter if ifs making cookies, chainlink fences, I-beams, i love the mechanical ballet.
ReplyDelete#3 - nope, never ever!
#10 - good for her, but not as exciting as the dude spraying them with gasoline.
#1 Me too. That shit fascinates me.
Delete#3 Me neither.
#10 She just didn't want to fuck up the paint job on that Mercedes.
#5 Clearly, this plumber shits in the street.....
ReplyDelete#9 Retarded dogs, who knew.....
ReplyDeleteCharlieGodammit was the same way. I don't think he caught a ball his whole life. Food, yes. Ball, no.
DeleteI've had three Goldens over the years and every one of them was piss poor at catching a ball. Loved to chase the ball and bring it back NONSTOP, but toss a ball, food, toy near their mouth and they'd miss badly every time!
DeleteBidens new cabinet post , official fuck Americans in the ass office.
ReplyDelete#10 - This is why I always take the key and lock the door when I get gas.
ReplyDelete#2 Dad: "Remember, this is catch and release. If you catch a fish we'll throw it back so others can catch it." Son: "OK"
ReplyDeleteI have a friend with a slight variation on this. He calls it "filet and release."
Delete#9 - We had a Chocolate Lab that was just as defective. You'd put him in water and he'd sink like a stone. Good ole Barkley...
ReplyDelete#9 Does he have to get on the little yellow bus when he goes to dog training school ?
ReplyDelete#3. OK, where did she go?
ReplyDeleteAway.........
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#5. But Marcel Duchamp became rich and famous for his Fountain.
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