My brother, retired Army, had a prescription from his Army doctor for one "FUCK IT!" a day. The first time his Colonel heard it, the Col tried to push punishment, but was blocked by command. My brother spent the rest of his career with the Col waiting to hear the 2nd comment in same day........ my brother went another 8 years before retiring, never saying it twice in one day (at least where no one could hear him)
You're absolutely right. I was wrong to ask. I was also wrong to assume that the person touching her boob was not a man before finding out how xe, ze, ve, tey, hir or they identify.
'Boobs' is plural, so both of them is implied. She'll need to remove the shirt and bra, though, or I'm just touching cotton. Do I have to use my fingers/hands?
I'mma go out on a limb here and say that t-shirt probably doesn't apply to me. And should I mention it I'd be in a fight with a beta orbiter in less than a minute.
I was a bartender at a resort here and we had a cocktail waitress that like to play 'dentist chair' with her large chi chi's. Might be a trick to get money from you in these crazy days?
With that t-shirt and the necklace, I’m guessing she’s a really good time.
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I asked. That therapy isn't covered by my insurance.
ReplyDeleteMy brother, retired Army, had a prescription from his Army doctor for one "FUCK IT!" a day. The first time his Colonel heard it, the Col tried to push punishment, but was blocked by command. My brother spent the rest of his career with the Col waiting to hear the 2nd comment in same day........ my brother went another 8 years before retiring, never saying it twice in one day (at least where no one could hear him)
DeleteAre men allowed to touch her boobs or only women?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know what is a woman? Are you a biologist? Are you a Supreme Court Associate Justice?
DeleteShame on you for asking that question. (You bigot!)
You're absolutely right. I was wrong to ask.
DeleteI was also wrong to assume that the person touching her boob was not a man before finding out how xe, ze, ve, tey, hir or they identify.
I'm a bad person. I shall spank myself.
I'm having a bad day.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
With my luck she'd have me charged with sexual assault and then the wife would get her piece. No thanks. I'm good.
ReplyDeleteTed sez: "I'm getting my nails painted!"
ReplyDeleteThe real test is whether she'll let you touch her butt.
ReplyDeleteThere's a.m. bad and p.m. bad, right?
ReplyDeleteshe's a giver.
ReplyDeleteChi
If you are having a really bad day can you grab both boobs?
ReplyDeleteSteve L.
We had girls like that when I was in high school. They didn't have that shirt, though.
ReplyDelete'Boobs' is plural, so both of them is implied. She'll need to remove the shirt and bra, though, or I'm just touching cotton.
ReplyDeleteDo I have to use my fingers/hands?
It is an FBI trap. trying to catch a photo of you molesting a under aged kid. Victim Most likely a FBI dude with fake tits.
ReplyDeleteI'mma go out on a limb here and say that t-shirt probably doesn't apply to me. And should I mention it I'd be in a fight with a beta orbiter in less than a minute.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think I had that bad a day, but...maybe I should try and see if my day gets better!
ReplyDeleterainbow fingernails,,, hmmm?
ReplyDeleteI was a bartender at a resort here and we had a cocktail waitress that like to play 'dentist chair' with her large chi chi's. Might be a trick to get money from you in these crazy days?
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