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Thursday, August 04, 2022

Now that's a serious Karen

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (WIAT) – Emily Valdez had fallen in love: with her fiance, of course, but with a wedding venue, too. She’d scoured the internet looking at photos and reading reviews. Eventually, she found it. She says after a tour of Swann Lake Stables, she loved the venue even more. 

Then they gave her a contract to sign. On its last page, just before the signature line, was a provision she says shocked her.

The owners of Swann Lake Stables, a wedding and event venue in Birmingham, Alabama, doesn’t perform same-sex weddings on their property, according to the contract. Valdez, who’s in a heterosexual relationship, says she won’t get married at a venue that discriminates against others.

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She's in a straight relationship, loves the venue, but won't get married there because of the owner's position on same sex marriage. After all, we are talking Alabama, right?

Okay Karen, fine. Don't get married there. I doubt losing your business is going to make or break the owners. There was no need to contact the paper unless you just wanted some attention.

I know it's going to be a shock to her when she finally discovers that nothing in this world, and I do mean nothing, lines up 100% with her beliefs.
Myself, I figured that out when I was maybe 7 or 8 years old.

23 comments:

  1. Hopefully her fiance sees the article and reconsiders the marriage. Unless he's a lefty, in which case he deserves the pain and suffering she will bring him.

    Exile1981

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  2. Hey Emily you cunt asshole your pathetic virtue signaling means nada to 95% of Americans. I bet your future hubby is a whiney little dipshit too.

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    1. There's a picture of him at the link. He looks uxorious.

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    2. Thank you teaching me a new word!

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    3. That's a great new synonym for "Pussy-Whipped" I haven't heard before. Thanks.Univ of Saigon 68. I'll be using it a lot in the future.

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    4. Come here for Wirecutter's great posts and stories; leave with a little education! Thanks!

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    5. I had to look it up too. He's a Beta.

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  3. With the right kind of publicity from this story, I bet they get 10 signed contracts for every Karen refusal.

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  4. some people are just too stupid to live. I mean , it does not affect her wedding so ?
    and for the record, the world hates you. face it, deal with it and get on with your life .
    nothing ever goes your way in real life. if it does,,,, bet on it being a accident at best.

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  5. So the law suit happens in 3...2...1...

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  6. It is, after all, all about Emily....

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  7. The venue dodged the 'Bridezilla from Hell' bullet and the date is free for a saner woman to use.

    Nothing of value was lost, and a lot of sanity and peace gained.

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  8. Bro better reconsider marrying that crazy eyed crusading karen...

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  9. ...why is she wearing white?

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    1. I dunno but it is clearly raaaycist

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  10. "But I want what I want now. If you don't it should be illegal. My wants and virtue signaling trump your individually held faith. My beliefs are more righteous than yours and you MUST endorse and acquiesce to them." We are on a sinking ship. ~~dirtraodlivin

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  11. At least her ugly attitude matches her face

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    1. While I agree, it must be noted that she has a decent rack. Not tremendous, but decent. Just bag the face and toss the brain.

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  12. https://www.facebook.com/thisdavemorgan

    No surprises....she is a flaming liberal.

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  13. She calls him her partner? Yeah, he's a goner.

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    1. He's going to be the junior partner.

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    2. See, that's how capitalism works. It's a mutually beneficial arrangement between a willing buyer and a willing seller.

      You don't like the deal, you can move the wedding to Motel 6 out on the bypass.

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  14. She'll end up being a crazy cat lady. And wondering why no one really likes her.

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