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Friday, August 05, 2022

Okay, but did he kill the spider?

SPRINGVILLE, Utah — A man is facing charges in Utah after investigators say he started a massive fire when he tried to kill a spider using a lighter.

The fire, which started Monday afternoon, grew to approximately 40 acres by the time fire crews arrived, KSL reported.
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3 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyAugust 5, 2022 at 6:50 AM

    Fortunately, the fire burned all the hair off Miss Muffet's Tuffet and saved her the cost of a Brazilian bikini wax.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 5, 2022 at 8:25 AM

    But... a goddamn SPIDER... Isn't there such a defense as justifiable arson?

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    1. AnonymousAugust 7, 2022 at 10:31 AM

      Burning the spider was justifiable. Not stamping out the burning tuft of grass or whatever before the fire grew out of control was criminal.

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