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Thursday, August 04, 2022

Olive oil?

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. — A northern Alabama woman is accused of drowning her 2-year-old daughter in a bathtub filled with “cold water and olive oil,” according to court documents filed Friday.

6 comments:

  1. Dunno about you, but we usually call that a marinade.

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  2. Luccuina Lanashia ?
    That’s a funny Amish name…..

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  3. The shot of a child's legs languidly kicking in water was, let me think, how to say this, kind of inappropriate.

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  4. Slam duck for our favorite "guess the" game. But the flaming orange hair was a surprise.

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  5. Money says HSVPD had been warned. HSVPD is hamstrung.

    Me: Huntsville Police, my old lady comes home shit faced every weekday after picking the kids up from school. Cam you help?

    Huntsville police: no, we can't stake her out or anything. We can only act if she gets caught like anyone else.

    Later, in Court while I was getting a restraining order after she passed out with kids and paramedics revived her:

    Judge: Why did the police let her have the child when she had been passed out?

    Me: I'd love to know.

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