“Euphoria” star Sydney Sweeney revealed her wallet does not yet justify a break to enjoy the lush life.
“If I wanted to take a six-month break, I don’t have income to cover that,” the rising sex symbol recently told The Hollywood Reporter. “I don’t have someone supporting me, I don’t have anyone I can turn to, to pay my bills or call for help.”
-Steve
"Surely, the mortgage on her $3 million Los Angeles mansion is a great monthly expense, but hopefully the golf course view from the front porch eases the pain." Breaks my heart.
ReplyDeleteNeither do the rest of us, you stupid bish.....
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If you want to take six months off from work, invest in a shopping cart, sleeping bag, tent and a sign reading, help the lazy and GOD bless you.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to increase your income, borrow a brat.
It must be heartbreaking she can't afford a $5000 limo to take her a block away for a Starbucks.
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Four different sites estimate her net worth at $5 million, with a monthly income of $35K.
ReplyDeleteCry me a river, spoiled brat.
“Sex symbol”?
ReplyDeletePass.
Not pretty.
Slutty doesn’t change that.
Ragnar
Maybe she could set up a GoFundMe page...
ReplyDeleteThat's a weird way to spell "onlyfans"
DeleteOnlyFans or bust.
ReplyDeleteHer Grandparents think she has the best tits in Hollywood, so maybe she can rent them out.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of renting tits or grandparents, but I'm only approaching 60....
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comment of the day!!
DeleteAm I the only one who doesn't hold it against her that she has a work ethic? Her assets are her good looks, and those will be gone soon. She's got to set herself up for life while she can can, swing those nipples sweetheart. I'm in your corner.
ReplyDeletePoor little precious snowflake thang. Making mid six figures and can't afford a studio apt in Pacoima. Gheesh. There outta be a law. OH! Wait!
ReplyDeleteI tried watching Euphoria, just couldn't get into it. Once I got past a certain age it became nearly impossible to watch anything that revolves around a high school. I just cannot relate to anyone that age.
ReplyDeleteI know Zendaya (whose last name is in fact Coleman, even if she wants to pretend she doesn't have one) is the "star" of that show, and she's at least got looks and that certain star quality. I don't think I could pick Sydney here out of a lineup, and I doubt I'd give her more than a passing glance if I saw her. The super plastic full pound of makeup dress like a stripper about to take the stage look doesn't do it for me.
I've learned enough to know that if I can't afford to buy a $3 million home without a mortgage, that I can't afford a $3 million home. I was older than 24 before I learned how much debt sucks, so she might be ahead of the game.
Or, she can keep paying your publicist to keep leaking to the press that she's a "star" and a "sex symbol." Repetition is key to advertising.
We should set up a Go Fund Me for her.
ReplyDeletePoor baby! If it is sympathy, she is looking for, she will find it in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis.
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