#1 - I nearly pissed myself. congratulations. #11 - that's just wrong. funny, but wrong. #8 - awesome! #7 - where is 'upstairs window', 'back yard', and 'stepchild's bong' #3 - would't it be darker to pour it on the floor? Asking for a friend.
I saw a couple on Maui swimming. The woman dressed like those idiots. Every time the waves receeded she was struggling. It's a wonder she wasn't washed away. Of course the man was in swimming trunks. I had made up my mind, if she goes I aint getting into it.
#13, I have a Dr's appt next week, I may go ahead and try that
ReplyDelete#19, just caught me at the right time with that,still chuckling
#20, how true!!
#1 - I nearly pissed myself. congratulations.
ReplyDelete#11 - that's just wrong. funny, but wrong.
#8 - awesome!
#7 - where is 'upstairs window', 'back yard', and 'stepchild's bong'
#3 - would't it be darker to pour it on the floor? Asking for a friend.
Please keep responses in the correct order. ty fbi
DeleteEver heard of AHDC?
DeleteI saw a couple on Maui swimming. The woman dressed like those idiots. Every time the waves receeded she was struggling. It's a wonder she wasn't washed away. Of course the man was in swimming trunks. I had made up my mind, if she goes I aint getting into it.
ReplyDelete20 - coal burner and the mud shark.
ReplyDelete6 - for the win, Bruges Meredith, the man or penguin.
I liked 15 8 and 19. 3 and 14 weren't bad either.
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Everything was fine until dick shit Robert De fucking Niro showed up.
ReplyDeleteOK, #3 made me donate to Lifewater International, so maybe you won't go to hell for posting it.
ReplyDelete#20 Silly twat is about to get a big nasty dose of reality....
ReplyDeleteOnce you go black, you're a single mom!
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#7 Sorry, I don't piss and tell.
ReplyDeleteNone of the above
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