#5 but she had a smoking hot body. Scary without makeup but she was a 3 bagger. A bag over her face and one over mine in case her's fell off. The third bag was left by the door in case somebody walked in.
#20 - The three types of sex in marriage are House sex, where you go at it everywhere. Bedroom sex, where you have calmed down enough to restrict it to the bedroom. Hall sex, where you just walk past each other in the hall and say fuck you.
#20 Buddy of mine in college would bake a potato in the microwave, and throw a 1/4 can of Austex hot dog chili on it. Cut a slice of velveeta on top and he had supper. Almost every night of the week he ate that. We feed him when we could. That boy was sharp. He made a single small can last most of a week that way.
#16, definitely have been there and done that!
ReplyDeleteMaybe because I'm single, but, damn, I feel that #3! --nines
ReplyDeleteBurn in hell....hehe
ReplyDeleteNot to brag, but I've had #20 both with hot dogs and with spam. Better than starving. Good with enough beer.
ReplyDelete16) Been there done that.
ReplyDelete#16 Spare the rod and spoil the child. Nemo
ReplyDelete#20. That would be better than what I had to eat in college.
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Right On ... those wraps don't look bad at all, they have the proper amount of cheese. Add a slice of bacon per wrap would be even better.
Delete#5 I always said the more makeup; the more covered up ugly
ReplyDelete#5: Is that a during and after MonkeyPox vaccine commercial?
ReplyDelete#16 I laughed so hard and so did the wife. That's us at least once a month.
ReplyDelete#5 but she had a smoking hot body. Scary without makeup but she was a 3 bagger. A bag over her face and one over mine in case her's fell off. The third bag was left by the door in case somebody walked in.
ReplyDelete#20 - The three types of sex in marriage are
ReplyDeleteHouse sex, where you go at it everywhere.
Bedroom sex, where you have calmed down enough to restrict it to the bedroom.
Hall sex, where you just walk past each other in the hall and say fuck you.
That comment about the three types of sex was about #16
ReplyDelete#20 Buddy of mine in college would bake a potato in the microwave, and throw a 1/4 can of Austex hot dog chili on it. Cut a slice of velveeta on top and he had supper. Almost every night of the week he ate that. We feed him when we could. That boy was sharp. He made a single small can last most of a week that way.
ReplyDeleteNot #16, #18...
ReplyDeleteSheesh