Number 8, when I got my first drivers license in San Jose Calif. DMV I was called up for the photo and a sign next to the camera said: "If you want a better picture, bring a better face." I have always remembered that after almost fifty years.
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It must 2: PM again!! #6 grabbed me immediately, and got a rise out #'s 11 & 13. But no clinkers in the bunch, thank you
ReplyDeleteNumber 8, when I got my first drivers license in San Jose Calif. DMV I was called up for the photo and a sign next to the camera said: "If you want a better picture, bring a better face." I have always remembered that after almost fifty years.
ReplyDelete#17, when a woman says, when you get a chance, she really means, Why didn't you do it yesterday, asshole?
ReplyDelete#17, I learned very young that when mom asked me to do something that she was not asking.
ReplyDelete#1 The tree on that guy's t-shirt needs a LOT fewer branches... Like maybe one!
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse than Okies going to family reunions to meet chicks?
DeleteArkies going to funerals in hopes of scoring the widow.
I heard an insult recently:
DeleteTheir family tree is straight enough, you could hang a transformer at the top.
20. 20 Al the way. Nuffin but 20.
ReplyDeleteMy wife and I did some research into our family trees and discovered that we may be distantly related.
ReplyDelete#4, LMAO
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