#1, grab a tennis racket, walking cane or whatever is handy and BEAT THAT MONKEY TO DEATH! They have a mouth full of razor blades and are typically assholes. I hate em. No really I hate em.
Monkeys should be left in the wild. They have no business being pets. Not saying this because I like monkeys, either. I'm a veterinarian and have had to treat several of the little bastards. They're mean, nasty-tempered, strong as bulls and so smart you have to use a keyed padlock to keep them in a cage. Had one that remembered the combination from a combination lock and escaped into the hospital/clinic once. We all had a "real fun time" chasing him down with thick welder's gloves and nets...
absolutely loved #4, #9, try that after a couple of beers!
ReplyDelete#10 It is clear who that dog is voting for.
ReplyDelete#4 Construction project in LA....
ReplyDelete#6 Resident leftist..
ReplyDelete!10 Reminds me of Obama's people.....
ReplyDeleteNO 8 - That's just plain scary. I do not like snakes.
ReplyDeleteSome good ones there
ReplyDelete#1. Monkey wants out bad
#5. That will hurt if it hits.
#10. Smart dog
Had a comment for all of them but those are 1, 2, and 3
#1, grab a tennis racket, walking cane or whatever is handy and BEAT THAT MONKEY TO DEATH! They have a mouth full of razor blades and are typically assholes. I hate em. No really I hate em.
DeleteMonkeys should be left in the wild. They have no business being pets. Not saying this because I like monkeys, either. I'm a veterinarian and have had to treat several of the little bastards. They're mean, nasty-tempered, strong as bulls and so smart you have to use a keyed padlock to keep them in a cage. Had one that remembered the combination from a combination lock and escaped into the hospital/clinic once. We all had a "real fun time" chasing him down with thick welder's gloves and nets...
Delete#6, somehow I just know that this started with the dog farting in his sleep.
ReplyDelete#4 - now come on, that's not a very nice way to treat your lover!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great GIF to remind everyone why you never want to own a monkey.
ReplyDelete9 - no women drivers in this one.
ReplyDelete#1. As proven by numerous videos, humans and monkeys do not belong near each other.
ReplyDelete#9 I want to see that intersection when it is covered in snow.
ReplyDelete#2: If that's a camera, then this guy's a hero. If not, then what a dick.
ReplyDelete#5: "Don't worry, we're professionals." I feel like the one in yellow has been through that before.
#6: If you've ever lived with a dog and a cat, you might know this as "a typical Thursday."
#1 Why in the world does anyone keep monkeys for pets?
ReplyDelete#10 Now we know which one is the smart one...
#8 Nope, Nope, Nope, Just plain Nope to that shit.
ReplyDelete#10 If that dog's not a Democrat, I'll eat my hat.
ReplyDelete#5, a half or full wrap around the tree makes that a one man, little effort job. Tree Mike
ReplyDeleteOr the bumper to the truck with a protected cab was right there...
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