#9 - Not funny. Every year at my annual doctor exam he asks me if I had any falls in the last 12 months. And every year I have to explain that my pit knocked me down again.
My annual wellness inquisition is coming in 2 weeks. Last year the old prude nurse Ratchet asked me: "Do you fall"? I answered: "Yes, Several times a day". She gasped and looked like it was time to send me to the glue farm. I followed up with: "Every time I see a hot young lady i fall in love". She was not amused.
Dude on 4 was digging that Sheetrock mud out of human crevice days.
ReplyDelete#5 This kind if shit is never funny.....
ReplyDeleteWhat's not funny about a "little" recoil? See what I did there?
DeleteA little fun is always funny
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#9 - Not funny. Every year at my annual doctor exam he asks me if I had any falls in the last 12 months. And every year I have to explain that my pit knocked me down again.
ReplyDeleteYours too, huh?
DeleteMy annual wellness inquisition is coming in 2 weeks. Last year the old prude nurse Ratchet asked me: "Do you fall"? I answered: "Yes, Several times a day". She gasped and looked like it was time to send me to the glue farm. I followed up with: "Every time I see a hot young lady i fall in love". She was not amused.
DeleteWow, I had a Pitt years ago and I thought it was just him! He did that shit to my wife all the time.
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Reason #8,754 to not have a pitbull
DeleteWhat is #2, a Christening and the baby dropped a load? Looks like the guy-in-back's eyes are watering....
ReplyDeleteHe set the woman's veil on fire....
DeleteThe guy lit her hair afire with the candle.
DeleteHe lit her on fire and put it out...
DeleteThe incense isn't complete without the smell of burnt hair. Not her first rodeo either.
DeleteSoccer kid was funny
ReplyDeleteKeep the ball away from me and I'll slide tackle the hell out of you!!
DeleteTwo kids, only big brother gets to mess with little Joe.
DeleteRed card the kid - yellow card if he hadn't caused the woman to spill her wine.
DeleteI can't tell for sure, but is No. 3 a manpackable solar panel? If so, what is its name/manufacturer?
ReplyDeleteIt's a self inflating raft. Nemo
Delete#4 probably got burned due to lime dumping on sweaty skin... Insta heat! Ouchies
ReplyDelete#1 made my teeth hurt.
ReplyDeleteIs #7 a honeycomb? Or something else with bees all over it?
ReplyDeleteThat's what it is.
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